ITS TURTLES DAY !!
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
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A pair of unusual French Art Nouveau bentwood and wicker armchairs
Circa 1900
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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”
I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.
It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.
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moon snail 🌕
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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happy april 30th!
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Happy Tony Nominations Day! Who wants to engage in ~discourse~?*
*I am not remotely knowledgeable but I love to yap
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they keep todd howard locked in there
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this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day
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Love this gif. Watch the fuck out for gayvy jones the british creepy crawler
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the great comet of 1812” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw hélène bezukhova making out with marya dmitryevna
My buddy Anatole walking with his uniform unbuttoned walking to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro:
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My hands are calloused from all these posts
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