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em-400 · 6 years
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pcthetics:
*wants to rp with everyone*
*stares at one draft for three hours*
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em-400 · 6 years
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@you-are-not-a-robot
It had been many months, many years since the last time a human had come to the park, other than the occasional teen for vandalism or pre-teen on a dare. Wind, snow, rain and un-relenting sun were in their own turns often the only visitors to Pirate’s Cove anymore, but those who still dwelled in the shadows, people who weren’t, they still had each other. A legion of souls forgotten and left behind simply because they weren’t seen as living. If you were to watch the abandoned fun grounds, you’d often see their movements as they made what type of life they could in the situation they’d been dealt.
This winter day started off seeming it would go the same as all the others until the footsteps of a stranger were made known, crunching through the snow. Curious eyes from un-moving bodies followed the figure from various locations. Those who couldn’t see were made aware by their brethren via a symbiotic and almost telepathic link, though given they were androids, it was simply a data transfer.
They all wondered who this was and what their intent could be.
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Ariel’s joints ached from sitting in her office chair for 8 hours straight, only given a 30 minute break, which was also taken sitting down to eat. Numbers, numbers, numbers. Her eyes couldn’t take the screen anymore, words just weren’t making sense. 
Fortunately, it was about time for her to clock out. She packed up her supplies and paperwork in her suitcase, clocked out, and hopped into her car. She chilled out in the parking lot for a few minutes. The job wasn’t physically demanding but she felt exhausted! She looked at the display in her car waiting for a destination to be inputted. After a few more minutes, she leaned forward and typed in an address for her old family farm.
She fell asleep to get half an hour of snooze on the ride before the car stopped in front of the abandoned snow covered farm. Waking up and rubbing her eyes, she stepped out to breathe in the winter air. The city air gone, her head filled with old memories of her happiest days. She used to run around the open area and in the woods to the side of the barn. 
“Wasn’t there an old fair ground there before?”  She trekked though the forest for a few minutes until a clearing came, destroyed stands and rides covered in frost littered the area. “It’s…still here-”
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em-400 · 6 years
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Sometimes a family is a Tol android Dad, a Smol android mom, a tiny android daughter and 100 Jerrys 💞
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em-400 · 6 years
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I’m fucking in love with this idea ?
So the LED turns blue, yellow or red
I really want the LED to turn pink when the android is blushing or just in love with someone
Is this too much to ask for?
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Can you Please do a Jerry/Ralph Drawing? I Absolutely Love Your Blog!
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like this?
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em-400 · 6 years
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SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ What the hell happened? ❞
❝ I set the car on fire. ❞
❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞
❝ It’s their blood. ❞
❝ Where are your guns? ❞
❝ You’re better than me. ❞
❝ Put your hands up! ❞
❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞
❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞
❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞
❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 
❝ Come with me. Please. ❞
❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞
❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 
❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞
❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞
❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞
❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞
❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞
❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞
❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞
❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞
❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞
❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞
❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 
❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞
❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞
❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞
❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞
❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞
❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞
❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞
❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞
❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 
❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞
❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞
❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞
❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞
❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞
❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞
❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞
❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞
❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞
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em-400 · 6 years
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“Soft and kind hearted people are not fools. They know what people did to them, but they forgive again and again because they have beautiful hearts.”
— (via leohearts)
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em-400 · 6 years
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Send me CAN I KEEP YOU and watch my muse's reaction.
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em-400 · 6 years
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Messing on gimp making reflected images. I think its good, personally, i’m pretty happy :D
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em-400 · 6 years
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Tagged by: @scarredfear (sorta i just found it :P) Rules: Answer, and then tag anyone that you’d like to know more about.
Nicknames: Siege Gender: Female Sign: Libra/Scorpio Height: 5′1″ Time: 9:39 pm Birthday: October 23 Favorite band/artist: I have too many Song stuck in my head: This Is Me - Keala Settle Last movie I watched: Ocean’s 8 Last TV show I’ve watched: NCIS What do I post: Well, its supposed to be RP, but mostly its Ralph stuff rn... Do I get asks?: Sometimes, I am just v slow at answering them.  URL meaning: It’s what model of android the Jerry’s are :D Average hours of sleep: Uhhhh. 5-8 Nationality: American. Tagging: anyone who wants it !
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Send a Heart Meme //: Accepting ! | 💗= repetitive lip peck kiss
     (IDK who this is from ? So I’ll try to generalize it ?)
Jerry had always been a very loving person, and the soft little pecks he was leaving on the lips of his love reflected that immensely. It was his goal to make sure every surface of their lips got a small bit of attention.
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em-400 · 6 years
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SEND A HEART FOR A SPECIFIC KISS.
Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 💝 for a plationic kiss. Send 💞 for a awkward kiss. Send 💓 for a heated kiss. Send 💟 for a delicate kiss. Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss. Send 💘 for a static shock kiss. Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.
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em-400 · 6 years
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Ralph: You’re cute.
Jerry: No you’re cute.
Ralph: *gets out knife* NO YOU’RE CUTE!
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Anon asked if I could draw Ralph and something in me went!!!
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The Jerrys.  [all my dbh gifs]
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em-400 · 6 years
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Logging of for the night ! I got my arse kicked at work today and have another shift tomorrow so I wanna take relax and lounge tonight :P
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em-400 · 6 years
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Like/reblog for a starter with Jerry ! 
( if you want one of my two non-default Jerrys, just comment or add to your reblog ! )
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