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Ava: How drunk was I last night?
Alex: The police came by and asked you your name....
Ava: And?
Alex: You told them, "google it b*tch"
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Police: 911, what's your emergency?
Josh: A monster broke into my dorm
Alex: *across the room* Josh, we're roommates!
Josh: *screaming* it found me!
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Josh: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it
Josh: And I started thinking
Josh: Like it was just trying to get food
Josh: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Josh: How would I feel?
Jules: Are you okay?
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