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anyway for the anon who asked for grian's modern skin going ^_^ here's the whole server

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it feels like there should be a million hours between 5 pm and 10 pm but theres only like two

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So can we talk about Joel revealing in his newest hermitcraft ep that the way Scott and him became friends is that Scott was a fan that came up to him at a convention and then tricked Joel into following him on twitter?

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Babysitting is great because the kids I babysit asked me if I like Minecraft and we talked about it and I ended up briefly explaining GeminiTay and these 6 and 9 year old boys now think this fantasy princess that hunts down her friends heads for fun is one of the top 15 coolest people

Gotta say I agree

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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other hermits doing base lore: i want it to look like this cave has been here for hundreds of years with different generations using it and adding things to it

mumbo doing base lore: smacks table COME ON DOWN TO BIG RONS REDSTONE BARN

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the chosen aesthetics of the various redstoners fascinate me. tango and impulse are tinkerers of various mechanical marvels. doc is the industrial revolution personified. mumbo continually casts himself as a silicon valley startup guy. its just. Interesting

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From @MCChampionship_

👑 Announcing team Green Geckos!👑

@.FireBreathMan @.Smallishbeans @.xisumavoid @.GTWScar

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 4th May at 8pm BST!

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THEY PUT IN XISUMA??????? FROM VOID????????????

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and then very next team they put xisuma in. I will say I DO think it’s funny they went “okay. we’re putting xisuma in this. we have to give him a CHANCE. we can stick joel and fbm on the same team maybe they’ll manage to pull it off with him,”

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I raise a mildly cursed concept: Xisuma doing MCC analysis on XisumaSays

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recent events have me remembering that I think on a vodskall video iskall admitted he enjoys joel because he’s fun to mess with and has funny reactions, like mumbo. this tells us so much about the psyche of the iskall. the fact this involves sending spam love letters I think adds something to this image too but given how iskall and mumbo are (or iskall and stress for that matter), if we view this as “iskall has decided that joel can be a mumbo”, this really was only inevitable, actually.

that and he’s gone a bit insane clearing that ocean monument. that also,

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Xisuma's new horn. Of him howling. That he said he looked up videos and spent an hour doing multiple takes to get the recording. Talking about getting down on all fours for the right "body posture". That he punctuates by putting the woolf hat on. And joining the Wool collective now comes with a hat and horn.

Season 10 is Season X (is a furry) I guess.