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i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

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remember on cycle 6 of antm when Furonda passed out her house rules to all the girls in the house

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The image of this historical moment is haunting me

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that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

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when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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Judge rules that the woman who bailed R Kelly out of jail when he was arrested can’t get her $100,000 back, she now regrets it. It was her money from her own pocket.

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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

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Me: laying down in the nurses office w the lights off waiting for my mom to pick me up

You: in class learning division

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