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So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

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This is the first use of my art degree

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Cryptid Chilchuck

(screenshot from the manga)

Can somebody more skilled please animate this and make him wiggle his legs like a bug? Or make him climb up a wall or something?

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A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

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love the difference in tone when homer narrates about zagreus vs melinoe. he's like the lazy ass prince blunders on and on. oh the splendor of the princess as she moves in darkness......... he has a favorite

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honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

#“marika's tits” is close

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Senshi, please have your helmet off more often.

#I would do unholy things to that beard

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I know this gets said a lot, but there really is no heterosexual explanation for this

Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!

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I love them

the bleh family

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Dungeon Meshi: Chimera Falin, Death, and Consequences

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #chimera falin #lesbians #Youtube

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King of Swords abridged

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Kill Six Billion Demons has created a world full of wonder and terror. A truly phatasmagoric realm where you can lie to God themself. Anyway what are the characters' opinions on trans people??

Allison: Not only is she supportive, but she happens to be the one "cis" person in an all trans friend group.

Cio: All devils are genderfluid AND moral-fluid. And she is a person who has gone through a lot of change herself. The transgenders are utterly normal and mundane to her.

White Chain: Canonically trans, and canonically dealing with internalised transphobia.

Nyave: Obviously supportive, like, come on.

Princess: What is gender?

Zaid: Probably a chud while on earth, but learned a lot when he got isekai'd, so yeah he's probably supportive now.

Juggernaut Star: Trans and transphobic.

Vigilant Gaze: The bestest ally you could wish for.

Oscar: Supportive, but he will kill you.

Maya: Supportive, and as a student of the art of cutting, she can give you free surgery.

Nadia Om: A woman who knows that women have it rough in life, yet also a woman who has benefitted from a horrible power structure and doesn't try to uplift other women. She is a TERF.

Incubus: Supportive, but only because he wants to manipulate you. Definitely not ally material.

Mammon: He's not transphobic per se, but he will forget a trans person's name and pronouns.

Solomon David: Supportive, but the paperwork and bureaucracy needed to legally change gender in the Celestial Empire is ENORMOUS. Also not available to immigrants.

Jadis: She already knows you are trans, therefore her allyship is irrelevant. Alternatively, she already knows she is transphobic, and that is a fact she can't change.

Jagganoth: Hates everyone equally.

Gog-Agog: Gog-Agog supports your right to transition into Gog-Agog.

#this is canon

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Hey, it's about your girlfriend. Yeah her shell of bone split open like an iron maiden to reveal a million razor-sharp teeth and claws. Yeah she's wondering why a small and quiet place is too much to ask for

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rb to bring lunch for everybody

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A plea for a small, quiet place