ellbow-me

[ellbow-me]

Dwight: Leave me alone Jim! Why do you keep following me around all day, like a lost bear?

Jim: ...

Dwight: Well?

Jim: ... Someone told me to follow my dreams

[ellbow-me]

Dwight, mumbling: You have a sweet looking ass

Jim: What was that?

Dwight: I said you had alright set of hair

Jim: I like the first one better

[ellbow-me]

Jim: Dwight, I dare you to marry me

Dwight: No! Why would I want to do that?

Jim: Hmm, sorry, I didn't realise you'd back down a dare. What? Are you scared? No, it's alright.

Dwight: What? No! I'm gonna marry the crap out of you right away. Who can marry us? Wait here I'll be back

#the office #dwight schrute #jim halpert #prank