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The Sanctum of Agent Elijah Rovak
The personal blog of Elite Psychonaut Agent Elijah Horowitz Rovak, one of the greatest minds to every grace the organization in my own personal opinion. Here you will find my personal musings and my own words of wisdom. Feel free to ask me anything at all and I'll try to get back to you if I can spare my precious time.
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Sign: Capricorn
Occupation: Government Agent/Teacher/Operational Co-Director
Ethically Jewish but not practicing
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The controversies in NYC have struck a cord with me. Because:
I am Jewish.
I also have a secret tunnel network under my house.
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Hanukkah Day 8: Caroling
Offhand I mentioned something to Raz about how we're an interfaith household now that Ered moved in, and things have been a little weird around the holiday season. The little guy gathered up his friends to surprise us with some caroling! It was a sweet gesture. Anything that makes my daughter feel comfortable and at home is a huge win for me!
It was a little awkward how every time they sang "Christmas" they had to force in "and Hanukkah" but it's still a wonderful gesture.
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Hanukkah Day 7: Work Friends
Never buy stock in Kaiba Corp.
Why can't Kaiba be a normal billionaire and just waste tons of money buying shitty social media apps, instead of challenging people to life-threatening card games?
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Hanukkah Day 6: Guests.
I'm finally starting to warm up to Ered's little friend Walt.
I don't wanna talk about Kelsey.
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Hanukkah Day 5: Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Grandpa found some sweaters in the bargain bin at CostMart and now we all have to wear 'em. Well, except for me. He says sweaters make me look too "twink-like".
...y'know, when I agreed to let him live with me, I didn't think he'd live as long as he has.
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Hanukkah Day 4: Decorations!
Helping mom put up some tacky tinsel was probably a lot cuter before I turned 30.
ooh, and the little stars light up. Festival of Lights, little electrical light thingees! Neat, right?
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Hanukkah Day 3: Visitation
Yep, Ered's mom is still in jail. Hopefully out soon. I'm getting sick of bribing guards to beat up the women who bother her.
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Hanukkah Day 2: Arts and Crafts
Look, Golems are are cool, but also extremely high maintenance. Grandpa really needs to watch more horror movies before he does dumb shit like this.
And no, I don't think it's cooler than a Dreidel. I like Dreidels! They're like Mesopotamian Beyblades!
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Day 1 of Hanukkah: Tradition
If you've ever seen Fiddler on the Roof, you'd know. We're also watch watching that this year.
Oh, and Hebrew Hammer! That one is actually friggin' awesome!
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So what do you guys imagine my voice sounds like? I've heard people speculating "slightly British" and others say "like a mean Andy Dwyer."
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As a government agent and an ethnic jew, what's your opinion on the Palestine-Israel conflict?
I'm a cartoon.
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"you can't do necromancy, that's illegal" let's not conflate legality with morals here. if everyone based their actions on what's permitted by the legal system, nothing would ever change for the better. i mean, necromancy is fucked up and unethical, and i am making a vile mockery of the gods by performing it, but that has nothing to do with the law. are you gonna side with a cop against me? come on
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Excuse me, but it's NecroSCIENCE! Nerds like Sasha toss around the term "Necromancy" as a way to descredit silly rituals and pseudo-science. This is REAL science! A new pathway for mankind! Think of all the possibilities for labor, technology, and man-made horrors! Science needs more man-made horrors! Despite our best efforts we're still behind Nikola Tesla's original projections!
No stray ghosts left in the mansion, but the walls are full of walking skeletons.
Man. Fuck these guys.
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Kind of. There's like, the greater category of "Undead." and the subcategory includes ghosts and animated dead creatures. Sometimes they're moved by a vengeful spirit, but sometimes they're empty husks animated by magic power. Y'know, like a puppet.
I haven't figured out how to animate my own skeletons yet. But when I do, hoo boy! That's gonna be FUN!
No stray ghosts left in the mansion, but the walls are full of walking skeletons.
Man. Fuck these guys.
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No stray ghosts left in the mansion, but the walls are full of walking skeletons.
Man. Fuck these guys.
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Just checking in to tell you the blog isn't dead. Doc's just been working on other stuff and getting his life in order. Good for him, but it certainly makes my life pretty boring. Haven't a new post on here in MONTHS.
oh, and my ghost portal's working!
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