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me forreal just got to stay strong

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

#flatline orla gartland

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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Well good for Tommy. Anyone else around long enough recall the posts that were like he's the token straight of cricket crew 😭 well life's funny like that

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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oh yes it's that time of year

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Happy May.

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does Justin Timberlake know he's responsible for an entire holiday on tumblr

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im going to be honest and frank with y'all.. some of you guys are so determined to hate the harmless things you hate that you start hating the people that like that thing and it's kind of really embarrassing

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#my real answer is 11 birthdays by wendy mass (one of my favorite books as a kid) but between these id have to go with groundhog day

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

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i am deeply upset that i could not reblog this. so i did what i had to do