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poor dude,,just misses his wife is all

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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

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jeffy weffy before n after he goes im gonna jeff the kill you

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found you.

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let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

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Clive Barker, Devotion (1997)

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THE WHITES OF YOUR EYES

TURN BLACK IN THE LOW LIGHT

IN TURNING DIVINE

WE TANGLE ENDLESSLY

LIKE LOVERS ENTWINED

I KNOW FOR THE LAST TIME

YOU WILL NOT BE MINE

SO GIVE ME THE NIGHT, THE NIGHT, THE NIIIIGHT

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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

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I’m a doctor. I’m a time lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey on the constellation of Kasterborous. I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid phone box? That’s weird.

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CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH THEM

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Lisa Frankenstein (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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i'm sorry i will never shut up about lisa frankenstein she has everything i want. she literally lived my dream. be hot. murder people. fuck a monster. die