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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

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guess who had a first try with the pottery wheel

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looks at this specific frame of jasper being Hyuge and i get lightheaded

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If you want the privilege of getting fucked to tears by a late 30s trans woman with little regard for her own safety you must also be willing to bring us pain meds when our back is close to thrown out the next day. That is the social contract.

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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Hey! Good, phew, I caught you!

=★ω★=

There's no time to explain, quick! Shove your face in my freshly showered crotch and breath deeply while I smother you until you have a leaky cat-thing cock blocking your vision as you start instinctively kissing and licking at my balls!

It's for your health! Dumb little things like you are meant for this!

Gotta work my mind breaking cat-thing musk back up after all

ο(=•ω＜=)ρ⌒☆

And breaking in a new toy during is half the fun!

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me (on my knees) (between yours): am i your favourite mutual? be honest

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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

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#dracula flow tbh

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Wunking and entering

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gets all mucky yucky and disgusting

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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