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Let's not forget that Cicero was a lawyer

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🎁 a humble offering

#OH?

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rpf.gov/careers

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whats that noise.... sounds like two bundles of sticks hitting each other.

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#Gaius Marius about to reach suction strengths hitherto unknown to romankind

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shy and sensitive dictator shows you his list of proscriptions

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also apparently the alphas have fangs too? something something masters of rome sulla....

#Inchresting

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im so sorryyyy for all the romegaposting..... i dont even like omegaverse at all i just could not resist the evil potential of giving roman society even more genders to be weird about....

#you and me both op

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i started reading the first man in rome and hello? marius and sulla eyefucking at the forum like HELLO????

LITERALLY!! series of all time.. colleen writing the gayest/most homophobic books ever.... even at their first meeting i

^ straightest seven-times consul ever being very normal about describing a fellow roman

#Hello #Hi #Hehe #Sullarius #Sullarius mentioned #give innnnnn you wannnnt to engage in Sullarius

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I have never seen Hannibal I just know he eats people

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#marius and sulla in masters of rome #<- prev #Your mind is beautiful and true #a farshining beacon of tumblr.edu

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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#You just know he put his whole pussy in it

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

#Pompey when Crassus says he had sex but you know it's just about real estate again #also #caelius. who learned it from cicero #<prevprev yeah....

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"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

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i just know terentia divorced cicero over email

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn