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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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happy birthday apollo justice trilogy

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aw man guys please make sure you do NOT look up 'headless dead body corpse guts gore limbs off real dead body with guts out real death exsanguinated bones removed' on google images. this is the worst april fools of my life

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solid advice

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hello smg4 fandom

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yeah sure why not

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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"theres no such thing as stupid questions"

-go back in time

-find the person who said that

-ask them what the dog doin

-return to the present

-vtubers no longer exist (butterfly effect, hard to explain)

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

#god help me

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asked my almost 50yo slur-using father who watched house every night during its original run if he thinks house and wilson had a thing and after a 10 second pause he shared "they didn't have a normal friendship" and didn't elaborate. so

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I can imagine his first appearance design being a feral creature with rabies sooo I just made him mr puzzles' son for the funnies LMAO

#djksfhksjfjd

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OP also turned off reblogs for this but it has to be said

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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary