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Dog Date

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I wish the comment still existed so I could take a screenshot

UPDATE: FINALLY I FOUND IT!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

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I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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they call me George on account of my W Bush

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Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

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#fallout

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Whatever anyway look at these puppies

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#i legit have a video like this on my phone from my own life and it is honestly a beautiful depiction of what 2010s high school was like

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i’m on this site for one reason and it’s to remind everyone that dennis reynolds snapped the necks of 3 crows for no apparent reason when he was a teenager

#been a second since i've shared this.

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