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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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not my meme but you all do know about this right? It feels like it's getting buried right now and I feel like its proponents are trying to take advantage of that.

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I am in tears

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Spaghetti stories of the rich and famous

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what do you mean next year's the switch 2. the switch just came out it's new the switch is new. it's new (looks down at hands as they crumble to dust) it's new

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see and be seen

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anyone have that one post that's like "I was staying at an airbnb and woke up and saw a mouse eating a truffle. it wasn't my chocolate it was the mouse's chocolate" bc I can't find it

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The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

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Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

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megan thee stallion has the power of god and anime on her side