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watercolor beanie babies from january

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Midnight fishin'

or When the full moon syncs up with your holiday plans

[Prints]

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what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

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I don’t know how I’m gonna sit through Challengers without seething with jealousy. I want to have so much rizz that I get two hot guys to do toxic yaoi to each other

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god it’s truly horrific that dean winchester never got to say fuck

#my favorite thing is that bc of that he was forced to say friggin like it’s his favorite cuss in the world #spn

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redesign for lesbian visibility week 🩷🧸🫶

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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artist who depicts angels with those spiky halos because they have undiagnosed astigmatism

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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I met a girl in camp once who was wearing very fancy blue socks with red octopuses on them that matched her curly red hair, so I complimented her outfit and she was like "hold the fuck on" and proceeded to roll up her pant leg and show me that she had a massive matching octopus TATTOO on her leg and then I asked her what she did for a living and she said she's a marine biologist and I was sitting there like. Of fucking course you are

#want that to be me so bad 😞

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The male orgasm is a myth