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Hi, kinda serious confession but I genuinely don’t feel safe being myself in most mcyt communities because I’ve seen hate to my specific religion there and have even seen confessions about it here, I know that this probably won’t be posted but if we are promoting inclusivity can we include all religions too? Thanks a lot from an LDS anon

mormons are not an oppressed group. you can handle a few jokes

next person to tell us what to do is getting blocked

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Boops are the best ever, I love them so thank you so much! Kudos to everyone who worked on it, esp. the paw animations are delightful

& not to sound cold and calculating, but I'm guessing since they increase engagement quite a bit, even if just for a short while - have you thought having random old-aprils-fools-events repeated once or twice throughout the year? Both for people who weren't there to experience them, and to bring a burst of joy on more occasions than like, 1st April, 5th November (...and 15th March, etc)

Answer: Hi there, @agapi-kalyptei!

At this time the answer is similar to the many of you folks asking, nay, pleading, to bring back the Boops. It will have to be no for now, but we also have to thank you heartily for all of your enthusiasm. 

Things can change of course. Should this be the case, you'll either see it through @changes or here at @wip!

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slightly parallel universe where tumblr allows alphabets from other languages to be used in peoples urls, so 2012 bloggers used katakana phonetically to shorten their ridiculously long fandom urls that contained every single ship theyve ever loved so that the whole goddamn thing could actually fit onscreen. a few users started using khmer and sinhala and other alphabets that are hard for monolingual english speakers to parse solely so it would be difficult for most tumblr users to @ them and/or track them down to block. this lead to discourse blogs demanding that people post selfies to "prove" that they arent using arabic for "nefarious purposes" and saying blatantly racist shit like "i block people using sanskrit on sight" or "can you claim ancestral reasons for using ge'ez?". someone gets called out for race-faking because they use chinese but their icon is a white woman, who turns out to just be a fictional character that they like, and they actually are chinese. several prominent and terminally online leftist blogs make bizarre claims about how using alphabets they dont know is basically the exact same thing as paywalls on academic articles because its "hiding information from people who cant afford college". it all culminates in staff making a meme that reeks of "how do you do fellow kids" vibes about how only cyberbullies use bangla, which is widely condemned by literally everyone as being racist as hell, and any further alphabet discourse from then on is shot down hard by merely posting tumblrstaffbangla.jpeg

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fat fucking salad

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Technoblade has confused Philza Minecraft with the Christian God in his quest for Dream SMP lore! (Read Top to Bottom)

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A cropped screenshot of 2 Discord messages by Techno.

The first reads “ive been getting too deep into dsmp lore lately. was reading a comment and it took me three sentences before i realized they were talking about jesus and not philza minecraft”.

The second reads “they were talking about how he sacrificed his only son to save the world and i was like "dang rip c!wilbur :technopepe:"

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just watched someone open this blog and send a confession about technoblade and dreams in class

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Obsessed with elliott stardew. he’s like a French aristocrat who is also a beach bum. he looks like young Fabio and talks like a dove chocolate wrapper. He’s polishing his cuff links while shooing a crab out of his pocket. he’s writing a whole entire novel with a duck-feather quill. He’s brushing his hair 100 strokes before bed. He’s staring out at the sea at least 5 hours a day. his Oxford shoes are full of sand. he has 16g in his bank account. he’s not unemployed bc yearning is a full-time job.

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Columbia student flashes the peace sign after being beaten by riot police at an antiwar demonstration, April 1968

via reddit

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googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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Mcyt yuri fans r the realest bitches on here... Theres a group of people in mcytblr who show up to any smp fandom that has more than one woman and wlw potential. and its not always the same smp but its ALWAYS the same people. im not talking established smps like hermitcraft. im talking those smps that were just birthed and you dont know if theyre gonna survive infancy... And the moment the yuri fans are there you knowww the smp is good but you know that its gonna blow up in drama in a couple of months... And it always does. it always does.

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*puts hands on hollywood exec's shoulders, staring unblinking into their eyes* listen to me. you will never get people who hate musicals to like musicals by making your musical less of a musical. if you hide the fact that your film is a musical in the advertising, you're going to get a lot of low ratings from people who hate musicals and went into your movie not expecting a musical and got one anyway. people who hate musicals will hate them no matter how realistic and diegetic and lowkey you try to make it. they will hate musicals even if you completely excise anything complicated, over the top, silly, or even slightly challenging. they will hate musicals even if you cut half the songs. they will hate musicals even if you cast that a-lister who can't sing worth a damn. stop trying to market to people who hate musicals. they're a lost cause. your audience should be people who love musicals. this half-assed middle ground pisses off both camps. just embrace the fact that your movie is a musical. lean into it. don't try and trick musical haters into coming to your film when you could be marketing to the theater kids. better cringe than a coward.

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

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