edwardscissorfeet
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wait. omegahood is stored in the arpinium
tits are stored in the. arpinium
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fulvia burnt down the senate because it was full of slick from the. omega senators
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funniest thing to happen now would be Tom Holland suing coppola for plagiarism
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no actually though. i already have trouble getting appropriately interested in movies and shows that should interest me. and no cato??? no cato???? girl...
#writing the only cato crack novel ever. this is content for me and like 3 other clutuals only#me when attis. no cato. cattis time
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society if modern media stopped leaving cato out of movies and books
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oh the rpf opportunities with this movie though...
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absolutely devastated i cant see this 'batshit crazy' film with my beautiful mutuals when it comes out
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i do get a bit sad when i think about cato loneliest against the triumvirs in the lead up to war. entirely changes when i start thinking abt utica. gremlin smile hes about to dieeeee
#cato the younger#his suicide.. he's just lime me except i went for the most painless route. but we both failed the first time so hes just like meeeee
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that movie sounds like it was goncharov'd by my dashboard. If you trained an ai on various classicists who Post, whom i follow, you'd get something like that. Only cato would be there and he'd be pregnant.
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cato the younger blackout poem by me :]
#HEY GIRL!#cato the younger#extremely relevant to. ME. also idk i think munatius rufus wrote this in his biography of cato. pretty sure plutarch said so
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Mary Beard estimates that around 25,000 to 50,000 portraits of Octavian were made during or near his lifetime, not including cameos and coins:
(Twelve Caesars: Images of Power, by Mary Beard)
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I... have you seen the news about Francis Ford Coppola's new film Megalopolis, or rather more specifically, EXACTLY what it's based on?!?
I'm singularly going insane over here, please go read the summary/character list on Wikipedia for a good laugh/absolute blindside.
cato the younger hooting and hollering like a chimpanzee that just did a line of coke at the thought of somebody named "caesar catiline"
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cato getting stabbed... cato getting things thrown at him... cato getting hauled out of the forum... cato getting bullied... pompey gave me everything i needed to jork it real good
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i think if cicero really wanted that triumph he should have gotten cato to the campus martius and sucked him sloppy style. yes in front of everyone
#im just saying i dont think even the Stoic™️ cato is immune to good head from an elderly bald roman senator#cato the younger#cicero
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and i really do require that defamatory list of sexual escapades cato apparently had. for scholarly reasons. even if theyre completely wrong i need to know if people could see through his virtuosity
#look if we got a longer list than 1. marcia 2. tentatively his weird homoerotic relations with other senators#i think id understand him a lot better. ok. where are the rumours#i think metellus scipio should have yacked his yuck about all the guys cato was fucking in the elections for 55#cato the younger
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alright one interesting thing goodman & soni did was compare cato's cyprus command to the exile metellus numidicus imposed on himself. both after vows, one taken and one not
#goodman & soni#cato the silly martyr#marius double dog dared numidicus into not taking the oath i believe#and of course cato was second last to take caesars oath#yippee! yippee! cycle!#cato the younger
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