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Damn look at that dam it's the biggest in the state

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Mods are asleep post trans ally eminem

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Best picture I took of Kitty.

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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

#reserved #♏ #except for all the times I'm not #hmmm #i have a low libido but i am a freak so it kinda evens out i guess

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being a fat guy really into other fat people and having a lot of friends who also express attraction to fatness has really given me a wonderful cushiony experience of straight up forgetting how fucking vile a lot of people get at the mere implication that a fat person may be attractive

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why did white people stop assassinating their own presidents... nobody wants to work anymore

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We've apparently invented an artificial stone that, when cut, functions as a kind of Super Asbestos.

So, you know, watch out for that.

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OP also turned off reblogs for this but it has to be said

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So this racist guy I've played Minecraft with for four years that I became codependent with even though he treats me like shit just told me that he bought a chastity cage and accidentally lost the key and now he can't stop thinking about trying to fuck me.

I don't know how to navigate this situation, I would rather kill myself than have this relationship be gay on any level other than subtextually, even just being friends with him is bad enough.

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#the way i dejectedly put away a little box of creature trinkets at IKEA this morning 😔

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no more jockstraps, put that man in a THONG

#I'm literally always saying this

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TIP: you can send 'photographs' of your 'penis' to your 'friends'

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Mother Squirrel Waits

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Need a group of boy best friends to go naked camping with