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Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

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have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

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my psychology professor be like “I don’t believe in nonbinary genders” and five minutes later refers to me as he, then she, then just by my name because it’s become increasingly clear that neither of those are correct even though I am not out in this class

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Mickey chuckled. "Oh, you mean the chaos emeralds?"

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i love the internet

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Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny

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Fanfic writer: Stops posting. Disappears. Is never heard from again

Fanfic readers: Are you okay? Did you die? I hope you’re receiving my reviews. Please be alive. I miss you

Fanfic writers: Rising from the grave after 1.5 years. “I’m back, bitches. And guess what I have in store for you... that’s right, absolute hell.”

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for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..

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Do you ever realize you’re putting too much of yourself into one OC so you gotta take some of your personality and put it into your other OC?

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Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

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oc design is just “this is me” and “god I wish that were me” in random measurements on a scale

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