eddielikesdinosaurs

[eddielikesdinosaurs]

ME

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that man does NOT belong in the club! 🗣🗣 he belongs at home! with me! in my bed! snuggling and cuddling and kissing and kissing and kissing and

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screaming crying rolling around on the ground because i want to talk to him

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not to be gay or anything but it'd be nice if he was here with me and I could kiss him and we cuddled in my bed and watched movies 🙄

#🧙‍♂️ #clown art #gay #basset hound #teeth

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

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I'm stealing homophobes knees who's joining?

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crying abt my stupid fucking cat that dickhead had better be okay we've had him since I was in second grade I genuinely don't know how I'd live without him which is fucking stupid because he's a cat but he's my cat and I miss him so much I can't fucking sleep or eat I'm scared for him I'm so dumb

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my cat is missing if he's not ok voy a kms de verdad🧙‍♂️👍

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once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

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normalize cuteness aggression against cute guys. let me bite that man

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worst experience ever is waking up and seeing your father's face in the mirror 😁👍

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*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

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about to get in the shower when he texts me and calls me cute and I'm forced to watch my cheeks redden in real time I'm gonna kms

[eddielikesdinosaurs]

the one from the Mexican restaurant in Grand rapids that your dad ate the other half of

what's up everyone, how's it going? any luck finding a way to destroy me once and for all yet?

#Whyyyyyyyyyy #It was really good