eddiekinkston

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rip community you would have done a really funny succession episode

[eddiekinkston]

Is he... you know.

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I was at triplemania

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[eddiekinkston]

one minute you're at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you're psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he's good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen

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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[eddiekinkston]

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

[eddiekinkston]

Jericho doesn’t put over young talent hope that helps !

[eddiekinkston]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[eddiekinkston]

POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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