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OMG my friend gave me a prompt from the oc connections challenge to make a sibling for Tony who is his exact opposite

and so...here we have THE GOOD TWIN, VINNY!

So maybe, he was a twin, but the parents gave the other away for adoption which in the grand scheme of things, was a VERY good thing. He was adopted by super nice caring parents and so he grew up well and is the EXACT opposite of Tony.

Like...this man wont even J-Walk, he says sorry way too much, tries to be super polite and is generally cheerful like...all the time. Also he's allergic to bees and he burns in the sun like crazy and is very squeamish. He's uncoordinated as fuck and will info dump about his rock collection.

Tony would hate this dude immediately LOL

I'm cackling, this was fun making the anti-tony essentially LOL, THIS IS SO CURSED I LOVE IT

#i was too late to suggest the name Dale

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Me if I were a dog

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I hear that

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It’s always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them

Like how chronically online are you that you’re checking the blogs of everyone who reblogs from you

And I genuinely mean that. Even if the post only has like 10 notes at best. How much free time do you have to check the blogs of all 10 of those notes, and then go OUT OF YOUR WAY to message anyone who doesn’t fit your strict guidelines for human interaction. And I know some of y’all don’t just check but you DIG, because some of the stuff I get DMed about is not advertised on my blog as soon as you look at it.

How do you all survive outside of the internet when every persons political opinions and stances on fictional content aren’t displayed to you right off the bat.

Like I’m not kidding. That’s not normal. You are not the normal one in this situation. Please put your phone down for at least a week and go outside.

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bitch

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Context: You drop the trash when you witness your husband summon a pizza with his magic, it's very cool

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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

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*throws a dildo across the room and it lands perfectly in some guys ass* LETS GOOO TRICKSHOT NATION!!! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!

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