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"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

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new gender just dropped

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why are terrible celebrity imagines so funny. how do i find more of these without suffering the indignity of searching “bts imagines”

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from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of

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once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

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The fact that the government can say youre not too disabled to work while jobs wont hire you because youre too disabled is like pure evil tbqh

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as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

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so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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life is so beautiful because there are autistic dykes on the internet