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Karlach <3

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Repost of Autumn Witch Caerisia for the Halloween month.

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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

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geomancer

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Unmute !

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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men don’t die in antarctica like they used to

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having fun

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

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me: i gotta pop off the hiking trail real quick to piss but there's no good cover here to duck behind. i don't see anyone around i think i'm good

the forest ranger 100 yards behind me: if i give out one more public urination ticket i'll be able to retire. you know what? i feel like jogging

teacher 100 yards ahead of me: ok class, let's have a race! start running!

endangered sasquatch 10 feet away perfectly camouflaged: i hope i don't encounter any human urine, it's fatal to my species. i'm so frail :(

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This review for a dog life jacket is sending me

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yo that guy is weak to magic damage lets fucking kill him