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eau-duresistance · 11 hours
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people who advocate for keeping cats indoors: have legitimate sources and compelling reasons for their position, along with ways to keep indoor cats happy
people who advocate for allowing their cats outdoors: my cat is somehow smarter than every other outdoor cat that has ever died horribly. birds don’t deserve to exist as much as my cat deserves to have fun.
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eau-duresistance · 13 hours
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Noatak running errands in civilian disguise I made for him <3
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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eau-duresistance · 13 hours
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ohshc is the funniest found family of all time because it's really a bunch of wealthy teens + one non-wealthy teen running a host club out of their school's music room for the following reasons:
a hopeless romantic who really does want to make the girls who come to the club happy, but is also completely fucking oblivious to his own romantic feelings
a guy who is literally only in it for the money and the networking
a set of twins who are in it for the lolz (and to find someone who appreciates them as individuals)
a former karate champion who's there because he gets free cake
a guy who never talks and is only here to hang out with the karate champion
a girl who's there because of indentured servitude and everyone likes her in a way that makes them queer.
oh and also there's a random girl who does not go to their school but declared herself their manager and lives under the floorboards
and their nextdoor neighbor is an occultist who's allergic to the sun and carries a cat puppet
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
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eau-duresistance · 13 hours
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thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time
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they have no fucking idea what's in store for them
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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
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eau-duresistance · 13 hours
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bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything
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weed isnt real and you cant smoke it
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Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10
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So one thing I’ve noticed is that people’s DnD characters may vary but there is usually an underlying thread that they all have in common. This thread is typically related to what that person struggles with the most.
For instance, my betrotheds DnD characters: a bitchy warlock we had to bust out of two different pacts, a sassy barbarian, a reformed drow cultist, and a sunshine fighter cleric.
All these characters were wildly different but at their very core struggle was them grappling with their self worth. My betrothed struggles with their worth a great deal and even with different facets showing their characters all have that too.
Mine all tend to contend with different themes of loneliness and acceptance. Surprise, surprise, the little autistic gremlin yearns to have been met with more love and lasting friendships.
So we’re at breakfast. I am meeting a new friend of my betrotheds for the first time. It’s been twenty minutes since I’ve met this man. I say my theory. He laughs. He starts to describe a few of his characters but specifies that he often has healing aspects. He gives a very broad overview of their character arcs.
I ponder for a moment then said, “Would you like to have my assessment?”
He laughed, “Sure!”
“We’ve just met. It’s gonna get real.”
“Bring it on.”
“I think your struggle is that you feel you must offer something of value or service to people to be worthy of their love.”
His jaw dropped. His fork froze midway to his mouth. A potato fell. He stared into space as this sank in. Quietly he said, “Oh.”
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PUPARIA - Shingo Tamagawa
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take me down to the trannyfag city where there's girls with dicks and boys with titty
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CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino
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Lucifer and Lilith as morticia and gomez again ✨💕
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