iâve decided to move roh (as well as iru/ill and majora) to a multimuse side blog here for a slightly fresh start. itâs low-activity and sliiightly private in that i donât expect to gain a lot of new followers, but i miss writing for these muses and/or would like to give them more of a chance
i also moved rohâs child verse to another multimuse with all my other child muses, but i donât recall if i made an announcement regarding that back when i did it
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iâve decided to move roh (as well as iru/ill and majora) to a multimuse side blog here for a slightly fresh start. itâs low-activity and sliiightly private in that i donât expect to gain a lot of new followers, but i miss writing for these muses and/or would like to give them more of a chance
i also moved rohâs child verse to another multimuse with all my other child muses, but i donât recall if i made an announcement regarding that back when i did it
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muse things
send a prompt for some character facts.
SELF +Â HEALTH
how do they see themselves? Â
how do they want to be seen by others?
what is their life motto?
would they rather lead or follow?Â
what motivates them?
are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue?
do they have any pet peeves?
what do they most regret?
what achievement are they most proud of?Â
what would they like to improve on?
do they have any scars?
do they have a disability?
do they have any allergies or food intolerances?
do they have any long-term illnesses or injuries?
PERSONALITY
describe their personality in one word.
their predominant emotion?
someone wrongs them. do they respond with revenge or forgiveness?
do they make snap judgments or take time to consider?Â
are they a glass half-full or a glass half-empty kind of person?
do they express themselves through words or deeds?Â
how often do they lie?
do they listen to their head or their heart while making a decision?
HABITS
how organized/disorganized are they?
do they have any routines?
talk about their mannerisms.
is there an item they take with them wherever they go?
good habits and bad habits.
THOUGHTS
their views on formal education vs self-education?
what are their thoughts on animals?
how much do they care what people think about them?
do they enjoy being the center of attention? why or why not?
how do they feel about learning?
which do they value more: creativity or practicality?
thoughts on material possessions?
would they rather win an argument or avoid conflict?
views on people in general?
what qualities do they admire in other people?
how do they feel about fun?Â
what do they want written on their tombstone?
what would an ideal day, in their mind, be like?
thoughts on privacy? (are they private or are they âtmiâ?)
thoughts on superstitions or the occult? (do they believe, not believe, etc.)
what are their religious views?
WHAT IFâS
if they could go anywhere, where would they go?
if they could change anything, what would they choose?
if they could only bring two things with them, what what they be?
if they could go back in time and undo one of their own actions, which would it be?
if they could contact one person for help, who would it be?
if they could save one person, who would it be?
if they had good news, who would hear it first?
if they were leaving, who get the first goodbye?Â
LAST TIMES
when was the last time they cried?
when was the last time they smiled?
when was the last time they laughed?
when was the last time they felt brave?
when was the last time they felt scared?
THE PAST
where did they grow up?
how would they describe their family?
what was their childhood like?
what did they want to be when they grew up?Â
as a child, what were they most likely to be found doing?
the worst thing that has ever happened to them.
the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them.
the best thing that has ever happened to them.
which memory stands out most clearly?
THE FUTURE
biggest and smallest short term goal?
biggest and smallest long term goal?
where do they see themselves 5 years from today?
do they believe in happy endings?
are they afraid of dying? why or why not?
TOUGH STUFF
do they have any phobias?
do they get nightmares?
what kind of person are they?
would they let someone take the blame for something they did?
what are they insecure about?
what is one way to earn their trust?
what is one way to lose their trust?
one thing they would hate anyone to know about them.
they have to pick one: to be loved, to be feared, or to be admired.
have they ever been bullied or teased?
FUN STUFF
what is their character archetype?
what are they confident about?
talk about their moral alignment.
describe them in three words.
describe their aesthetic.
what will make them laugh?
what makes them feel safe?
favorite color and the reason for it.Â
favorite book genre?
favorite movie genre?
favorite type of muse?
if they could have a superpower, what would they choose?
do they have a role model?
what is their personal kryptonite? Â
how do they entertain themselves?
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which unpopular archetype are you?
the accomplice
youâre going to be chained to something no matter where you go. if you stay long enough to hear them cry, it will be guilt. but most of the time, it will be love. why else would you follow them to the edge of the world, to the middle of nowhere? why would you come so close to evil if you didnât care for the vessel that holds it?Â
you might know purpose, but before that you know what itâs like to feel lovesick. youâd bear it all to stand next to them. youâre a hard worker and a great friend. you could be anywhere, accomplice. you deserve better than to be stranded out here.Â
/ / personality: loving, capable, unassertive / / counterpart: the loyal
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i found this old note iâd forgotten about on my phone and hey remember way back toward the beginning of this blog when being erased out of existence actually just transported roh to a different anime
roh, pointing to every last fkn inch of U9: alright fix it
kyubey: [nukes it]
kyubey: done
roh: [just totally bypasses becoming a witch and Combusts on the spot]
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When you've been married for years
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He's drinking big cup of teas , Because he had enough everyone's BS
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futurama  (  1999  -  2013  )  sentence  starters
 ⪠ taken  from  the animated science fiction show.  alter  as  you  see  fit  âĄ
âletâs get the hell out of here already! screw history!â
âwhen you do things right, people wonât be sure youâve done anything at all.â
âyou have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.â
 "stop! the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.â
âsheâs stuck in an infinite loop and heâs an idiot. thatâs love for you.â
âall i know is my gut says maybe.â
âiâve never seen a super nova blow up. but if itâs anything like my old chevy nova, itâll light up the night sky!â
âevery christmas my mom would get a fresh goose, for goose-burgers, and my dad would whip up special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.â
âwhat do i look like, a guy whoâs not lazy?â
âis heaven missing an angel, cuz youâve got nice cans!â
âhelp! a guinea pig tricked me!â
â[name], if i said you said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little.â
"drugs are for weirdos and hypnosis is for weirdos with big eyebrows."Â
â[name], it would never work between us. youâre a man, and iâm a woman. weâre just too different.â
âscrew you, ill have my own contest. with black jack ⌠and hookers. forget the contest.â
âah, sheâs built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.â
"spare me your space age techno babble, [name].â
"itâs sort of a two person pyramid scheme.â
âi donât want to live on this planet anymore.â
âyou were doing well, until everyone died.â
âif we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. checkmate.â
âi am the man with no name. [muse name], at your service.â
âin the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.â
âthis is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me.â
âyou watched it⌠you canât unwatch it.â
âvalentineâs day is coming? aw crap! i forgot to get a girlfriend again!â
 "hold on to your dookie, itâs about to get spooky!â
"iâm tired of this room and everyone in it.â
âiâm so embarrassed. i wish everyone else was dead.â
âyou canât just have your characters announce how they feel! that makes me feel angry!â
âi donât have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad.â
âif, for any reason youâre not satisfied, i hate you.â
âthat young man fills me with hope. plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing."Â
"iâve dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. what did you want to tell me?"Â
"what do you think the meaning of life was anyway?â
âyouâre a pimple on societyâs ass and youâll never amount to anything!â
âlife and death are a seamless continuum.â
âif anyone wants me, iâll be in the angry dome.â
âand the worst part is, i had to have the breakup sex by myself!â
âthey said i was dumb, but i proved them.â
âwhatâs the point of living if i canât say ass?â
âiâll be stuffing coal so far down your stocking youâll be coughing up diamonds!â
âweâre all pawns in his diabolical game of checkers.â
âwait, iâm having one of those things, a headache, with pictures!â
âsorry, i didnât realize i was already here.â
âguess what youâre an accessory to!â
âwhy does ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?â
âthereâs no scientific consensus that life is important.â
âwe cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! now weâre bored!â
âiâm just as important as him. itâs just that, the kind of importance i have ⌠it doesnât matter if i donât do it.â
âoh what a foolish squid iâve been.â
âmy instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.â
âthat was bad, and you should feel bad!â
âtechnically correct - the best kind of correct!â
âand here is where i keep my assorted lengths of wire!â
âoh wait, you are serious! let me laugh even harder!â
âi gotta practice my stabbing!â
âthatâs the saltiest thing iâve ever tasted! and i once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt!â
âi apologize for nothing!â
 "die young and leave a beautiful corpse! thatâs what i always say.â
"hereâs to another lousy millennium.â
âbut i am already in my pajamas.â
âwindmills do not work that way. goodnight.â
âyou win again gravity.â
âwhen push comes to shove, you got to do what you love, even if itâs not a good idea.â
âbut existingâs basically all i do!â
âwhen will the killing end?â
âiâll be whatever i want to do.â
âthe use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. now that. is. irony.â
âcould you ask a little more sexfully?â
âhooray! iâm useful!â
âawesome. awesome to the max.â
âsome breaking occurred, the dolly was involved, thatâs about all we know.â
âyou want me to do two things?â
i love stealinâ, i love takinâ things!
âi believe that qualifies as ill. at least from a technical standpoint.â
âthat was the old me. heâs dead now.â
âjail ainât so bad; you can make sangria in the toilet. âcourse, itâs shank or be shanked.â
âone word. thundercougarfalconbird.â
âof all my friends, youâre the first.â
âgirls like swarms of lizards, right?â
âi lost it. in a volcano.â
âiâm gonna get you so many lizards!â
âwho needs courage when you have a gun?â
âletâs go! iâve got jelly in my underpants!â
âinteresting if true.â
âi did do the nasty in the pasty!â
âsomething tells me i could easily beat those trained professionals.â
âthe two of you are good friends? but i thought we would be good friends!â
âitâs like a party in my mouth, except everyoneâs throwing up.â
âiâm shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.â
âitâs me! no one else look in this mirror!â
âyou ever think you only like girls cause youâre supposed to?â
"we donât gotta put up with this! we got poli sci degrees.â
âsorry, i suffer from a very sexy learning disorder.â
âdid somebody say something about a free hot meal?â
âyou gotta do what you gotta do.â
âtoo many bones? not enough cash?â
âhey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?â
âi donât know how you did that.â
âthe butter in my pocket is melting!â
âwell ⌠first i got up and had a piece of toast âŚâ
âi canât wait til iâm old enough to feel ways about stuff.â
âinteresting! no ⌠wait ⌠the other thing. tedious.â
âi knew you come crawling back, like a bird on its belly!â
âwe both know you wonât make it halfway before the craving sets in! then youâll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy. bam!â
âindeed so, most indeededly.â
"and by metaphorically, i mean get your coat.â
â[vehicle]âs ready except for this cup holder, and i should have that done in 12 hours.â
"stop. stop! i will destroy you.â [ bonus if the receiver is doing something mundane to sender ]
âjust make a simple cake. and this time, if someoneâs going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.â
âlies, lies and slander!â
âyou raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir!â
âbut going through a divorce together, you canât pretend that didnât bring us closer together.â
âwhen you say the human body is the most efficient thing to use as a battery, wouldnât anything make a better battery? like a potato? or a battery?â
âiâll have you know that i bejazzle my own underpants!â
âiâm sorry you had to see that, [name], usually i let my sadness fester quietly inside as a mental illness.â
âiâm not drunk, iâm mentally ill! but i agree with what, what you said.â
âthis is a cool way to die!â
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roh: i mean you can just think of me as bambiâs mother. iâll make sure nothing badâll happen to you
roh: drink up! itâs a big night
roh: hey, drinkâs on meâ big night. whoo!
U9 team:
sorrel: âŚbambiâs mother got shot, right?
hopp: âŚyeah. first scene
oregano: i remember thatâ the credits were still rolling and everything
U9 team:
lavender: âŚwho the fuck is bambi
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headcanon prompts with questions based on plants  &  what they represent in flower language . happy roleplaying !!  âĄ
abatina :  is there anything in life your muse has changed their mind about over time  (  due to becoming more educated on the topic ,  certain experiences ,  etc .  ) ,   or that they  would  change their mind about under certain circumstances ? Â
acanthus :  is your muse deceptive ,  or willing to lie or deceive to achieve certain means ?  why or why not ? Â
aloe :Â Â how does your muse handle grief ?
amaryllis :  what is something or someone that your muse takes pride in ?  how do they express that pride ? Â
anemone :  how does your muse view the world ;  as a cruel  &  unforgiving place ,  a land full of wonders ,  or something in - between ?  where does that world view come from  (  what experiences ,  life lessons ,  etc .  ) ? Â
angelica :  where does your muse draw inspiration in life ?  what motivates them ?
apple blossom :  how does your muse go about expressing or not expressing their sexuality ? Â
bachelorâs button :  does your muse actively seek romantic companionship ,  or cherish the liberties of being single ?Â
basil :Â Â does your muse have a love -Â hate relationship with anyone or anything ?
bay tree :  does your muse seek glory  &  accolades ,  or do they favour a simpler ,  more personal life ? Â
begonia :  how cautious is your muse ?  are they prone to noticing red flags ,  or paranoid to the point of untrusting most everyone ?  why or why not ? Â
belladonna :  how does your muse respond to silence ?  do they take comfort in soundlessness ,  or seek to fill the void with noise ? Â
bluebell :  does your muse learn from their past ,  or are they prone to repeating the same mistakes ? Â
carnation :  what is your museâs relationship with their gender ?  how do they express or not express this relationship ? Â
chamomile :  what is your muse likely to take away from a painful experience ?  are they one to be haunted by adversity ,  or to use what theyâve gone through to become stronger ? Â
chrysanthemum :  how does your muse express romantic love ? how do they feel about love as a concept ? Â
daffodil :  is your muse one to be loyal in relationships ,  or are they likely to quickly move from one bond to another ?
daisy :  did your muse ever feel as though their innocence had been lost ?  what moment in their life could be described as the end of their innocence ? Â
edelweiss :  what was the bravest moment in your museâs life ? are they known to be courageous from then on ? Â
fern :  does your muse believe in magic or cosmic forces ,  or are they more likely to think their life is ultimately a matter of their own control ? Â
forget - me - not :  has your muse ever forgotten something that is or was important to them ?  are they afraid of forgetting things like that ? Â
gardenia :  is your muse one to confess romantic feelings early on ,  or to conceal them for long periods of time ? Â
gladiolus :Â Â describe a moment from your museâs life that they will never forget .
goldenrod :  does your muse believe in luck or fortune ? why or why not ?  where do they believe these things come from ? Â
heliotrope :Â Â does your muse believe in soulmates ?
hibiscus :  how does your muse view the gentler ,  daintier things in life ?  as things worth preserving  &  caring for ,  or things only bound to wither  &  disappear ? Â
holly :  how strong is your museâs sense of intuition ? are they aware of it ?  do they ever fear that it is only paranoia ? Â
hollyhock :  how strong is your museâs sense of ambition ? whatâs something they strive for in life ? Â
hyacinth :  is your muse athletic ?  does it come naturally to them ,  or have they had to work for their physique and/or skill ? Â
hydrangea :  how much does your muse value communication in their relationships with others ? are they prone to being misunderstood ?
iris :  if your muse could convey one last message to someone they have lost or left behind ,  what would it be ? Â
ivy :  what are your museâs views on marriage ?  do they believe it is something strictly for love ,  or an institution rooted in business  &  social benefits ?  do they desire or have they desired to be married ?
lavender :  how easy is it to gain your museâs trust ? once their trust is broken ,  how might one go about mending it ? Â
lilac :  what was your museâs childhood like ?  how has their upbringing affected them as theyâve aged ?Â
lily :  how does your muse view their mother ? Â
lotus :  has your muse ever felt as though theyâve been reborn ? have they ever desired the feeling of a fresh start ,  or a better understanding of themself and/or the world around them ? Â
magnolia :  describe your museâs relationship with nature  &  the natural world . Â
marigold :  is your muse prone to jealousy ? how might they handle envious feelings ? Â
mint :  does your muse view themself as virtuous  &  moral ? what do these words mean to them ?
nasturtium :  describe your museâs relationship with their birthplace ,  or homeland . Â
oak :  who would your muse consider the strongest person they know ? Â
pansy :  does your muse often reflect on their own actions ?  do they ever think a lot about the past ,  and what they could have done differently ?
parsley :  describe a holiday your muse enjoys ,  and why they enjoy it .
peony :  what would a  â happy life â  look like in your museâs eyes ?
poppy :Â Â what comforts your muse ?
rhododendron :  is your muse receptive to warnings  &  advice given by others ?
rose :  how much does your muse value other people ?  do they wish to have many friends ,  lovers ,  and/or associates ?  are they an easy person to love ?
sage :  what is your museâs legacy ?  what do they want to be remembered for  &  what might they actually be remembered for ? Â
salvia :  is your muse possessive over people or things that matter a lot to them ? how do they express that possessiveness ,  or lack thereof ?Â
snapdragon :  is your muse merciful ? why or why not ?
southernwood :  how seriously does your muse take themself ?  do they prefer a solemn  &  intellectual atmosphere or do they delight in jokes  &  banter ? Â
sunflower :  what brings your muse the most joy in life ? Â
tulip :  how does your muse view people in general ? Â
violet :Â Â how does your muse respond to betrayal ?
willow :  how does your muse handle sadness  &  depression ?
zinnia :  how has the loss of fallen comrades and/or loved ones affected your muse ?  has it taught them anything or given them any new perspectives ?
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I know you still aren't planning on retiring and all, but I think this still is an important question to ask. When you eventually search for an apprentice, what type of training will you give them? I'm assuming you'd need to be even more careful with this one, to avoid another Zamasu situation. Have you thought of a way to correctly judge possible future kais?
âYeah, itâs an important question, but I donât see how itâs any of your business, Anon. Or, you know, anyoneâs other than mine.â
So quick to resort to combative skepticism, he realizes, and itâs undoubtedly because heâs ashamed at being caught unprepared, at the revelation that heâs given this concern precious little thought before this inquiry. In response, perhaps as an indirect concession that his immediate response was uncalled for, he goes quiet and appears to give the inquiry genuine consideration.
In all honesty, heâs occasionally thought to himself that there will be no apprentice, that perhaps it is Universe 9â˛s fate to always be saddled with the inexperienced, put-upon overseer, but guilt typically floods in if he lingers too long on that potentiality.
The topic of Universe 10â˛s mishap does little to bolster his mood, either. Heâs such a metaphorical monkey wrench, a frustrating anomaly (though perhaps less of an anomaly than Roh would personally like to believe). The notion, too, of being the one in Gowasuâs shoes is one that leaves him acutely disquieted. Heâd enjoyed the old kaiâs companionship, once. In a time long past, heâd believed Gowasu to be quite wise. Even now, he has a perhaps calming, clear-eyed presence that Roh is only too quick to ignore, much less admit to aloud.
âGowasu did everything he was supposed to,â Roh admits, perhaps unusually fairly, his normal quick contempt considered. âYou canât quantify character traits like cold, hard dataâ something will always surprise you. People are too complicated and odd.â
Well, now heâs getting off-topic. He gathers his thoughts again. Restarts.
â...thereâs always going to be complications that you didnât plan for, and thereâs always going to be parts of someone youâre never going to know, so itâs best to throw your expectations of perfection out now.â Sharply accusatory. It seems he canât rid himself of all his old habits for a faceless strangerâs sake. âMuch as it irritates me to say it, âcorrectlyâ is how itâs been done since time immemorial. One instance of a bad egg rising through the ranks doesnât discredit the whole system.â
âEven if it did blow up to such a spectacular degreeâŚâ Muttered under his breath as he glowers off into the distance.
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Weird question, but... Is Sidra's race extinct? Has it evolved? Or hasn't it progressed or regressed in any meaningful way? I'm guessing Sidra never destroyed them bc that probably be painful af, but idk maybe they died some other way like. A super meteor.
âDestroyers being made to do away with what was once their own home isnât nearly as unusual as you might think it is.â And then, seconds later, once it registers that even with that monition, Sidra likely comes across as far too soft-hearted and sentimental to do such a thing, Roh lazily flaps the hand that isnât curled under his chin, eyes averted.
ââŚin any case, Sidraâs particular raceâ whatâs left of it, anywayâ is still eking out an existence on planet Galubey, previously known as planet Belo, and Belom before that. Thereâs a substantial number of nomadic civilizations in Universe Nine, and theyâre one of them.â Here he scowls, however, more at what heâs personally hearing in the anonâs words than what had actually been said. âOf course itâs evolved at least a little. A universe would have to be wholly lifeless to not progress at least by accident.â
His universe is stagnant, though, he reminds himself silently, and that outsiders have good reason to look at it and make such assumptions sits about as well with him as a block of fermented bean curd.
âGalubey has changed throughout the generationsâ the most significant and pressing of which is an unusual improvement in soil quality and a gradual change in the atmosphereâs makeup. The two are likely connected. Obviously, this has led to a number of developments and enhancements in the inhabitants of the planet, as well. Notably, their agricultural methods have advanced, and⌠well, their appearances and physiology is markedly changed.â For a nomadic race on a poor planet, and one situated in Universe Nine, at that, they really arenât doing half-bad, he notes to himself.
And so, quietly, in a tone of voice that demonstrates that Roh has never quite entertained this train of thought before, he muses, âThe remaining members of Sidraâs race probably wouldnât recognize him as one of their own by this point.â
To himself, again, he wonders which is the more tragic fateâ to be left with no choice but to destroy oneâs old home or to be rendered little more than a distant echo of myths to those who linger on.
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"What  if  there  are  actually  multiple  souls  in  your  body,  but  youâre  the  most  powerful  and  the  voices  you  hear  in  your  head  are  just  the  weaker  souls  talking  to  you?" [Arak]
âIâm pretty sure those voices are just other peoplesâ thoughts.â
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