earthyeuphoria

[earthyeuphoria]

consider : you put me flat on my stomach and rail the absolute fuck out of me until i can do nothing but make those little ah-ah-ah sounds and try not to completely embarrass myself on your dick .!!

#writes this down

[earthyeuphoria]

slut waist (love handles and happy trail)

[earthyeuphoria]

need a fat guy to do this to me

#if my legs fly off so be it #i could also be the hydraulic press but i’d also be like Is everything okay down there

[earthyeuphoria]

"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

[earthyeuphoria]

#me fr

[earthyeuphoria]

yearning for a prehensile tail so i could wrap it around you in public, coil it around ur thigh while we wait in line for something, pull you close by the waist as i hold you to me with it

also like sex stuff i guess

[earthyeuphoria]

need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

#really how it be some days

[earthyeuphoria]

t4t flirting on the clock. rb if you agree

[earthyeuphoria]

Shapeshifter boyfriend who fucks you as different monsters

#me fr

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[earthyeuphoria]

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

#Who said that…

[earthyeuphoria]

you jack off all trades?

[earthyeuphoria]

THE EXORCIST (2016-2017) “There But for the Grace of God, Go I” (2.05)

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i've seen some posts floating around about people being confused as to what classifies as robotfucking and to what degree so i decided to take a crack at it and made this chart inspired by the infamous furry chart

#1-5 is solid for me #6 is vague to me #machines are erotic to me but #it has to be able to communicate with me in a clear and concise way otherwise i feel weird about it #so while stuff regarding wiring and running programs is hot #at that point i’m attracted more to the process and less so the individual itself #so like ??? idk

[earthyeuphoria]

this above literally all else, ok?

[earthyeuphoria]

every autistic faggot i know would fuck a 350 pound man within an inch of his life. this is what i believe is called a "universal constant"

#SALUTES #reporting for duty

[earthyeuphoria]

tits or ass? bro, her growl