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cinema peaked at Star Trek: The Original Series

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if you're a Starfleet captain theres a hidden device in ur chair that shoots a laser directly into your head and it makes you desire ur first officer carnally (does NOT make them return feelings tho) but if you're bald it reflects the beam and just makes everyone else on the ship really horny for each other.

case 1 evidence: tos, voy, ent

case 2 evidence: tng, ds9

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A short sketchy comic about a Vulcan single father and his human child.

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Following a Loish hair tutorial and ended up drawing miss Hazel Levesque ✨

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Spirk commission 💛💙 the Beyond costume designers really said how many deltas can we fit on these gay people

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diadà

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People in MCU movies got to keep saying shit like “well THAT just happened” cuz the actors don’t have any context for their scenes

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you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

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a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

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Spock's feverish pon farr mating frenzy was cured by rolling around in the sands with some blond cornboy for 20 minutes and I think the star trek writers just need to address that

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I wish every service worker had the power to astrally project visions of uninhibited merciless violence into the mind of any customer who tries to treat them like shit

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btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

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I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers' room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don't even have to pay me, I'd do it for free. Really I don't even need a chair. I'll just stand in the corner.