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“Fingers crossed”

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And I’m gonna get on my knees Would you kick me in the face please?

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Frozach Submitted

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My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

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And I’m gonna get on my knees Would you kick me in the face please?

// The Front Bottoms / Lipstick Covered Magnet (via ashes-of-your-nightmares)

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Real Friends, Man Overboard, and Flannels?🍕

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Accurate

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Blake Lively’s daughter’s reaction to the potato scene with Ryan Reynolds in ‘Deadpool’

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Ignorant girl: You don't even look like you have girl parts!

Me: Omfg aw.. Neither do you lol 😊😊

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I miss human contact so much. It's been months. I miss the feeling of holding someone in my arms, I miss kisses, falling asleep next to someone. I'm just so lonely, and I miss it so much. Someone just let me hold them while we sleep?

#lonely

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Knuckle Puck // In Your Crosshairs

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wanna take naps naked with you