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Bothering the beast
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Poll for writers and artists
Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:
Please reblog for sample size!
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me actually
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happy lesbian visibility week
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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which is definitely not an omen
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(nothing between me and god except a thin panel of aquarium glass) ahem *bonk* hey *bonk* excuse me *loud thunk* i have questions about the nature of things
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”
then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.” 
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come on man
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I don't think you guys realize how much of a furry catgirl I am irl. I'll meow at you. I'll meow RIGHT at you. watch out
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they dont know about my little kitty paws
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can I have a badass picture of a wolf howling at the moon please
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Me, speaking incomprehensibly about my niche interests
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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