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I can’t imagine how Lexa will handle it had she met clean smooth silky hair unblemished skin Clarkey. Little Heda was already a mess when she first met her despite looking like she hadnt slept for days.

I think she would've short circuited 😅

I mean because, ok.... The first time she saw Clarke she was pretty banged up, and I think that kind of helped frame her in Lexa's mind as indeed being the one who killed all her warriors, who was causing all this mayhem among her people, etc. It really presented this image of the mysterious leader of the invaders and how in fact, she could possibly be an actual threat.

Still very much a smokeshow 👀

But the visual implication of battle and survival is there. While Clarke's obviously nervous and vaguely resembles a wet cat at times despite her unrelenting sass, it still serves to make the threat of her and all of Skaikru very real.

Now scrap that image and imagine all this rockin up into that tent

Just T&A for days. Blonde hair flowing and perfectly flush...

Or even better, if they'd met in a less tense scenario. Something not quite as dramatic (as if they ever even knew what the words 'less dramatic' means 🤨) I'm not saying Lexa wouldn't have held down her position as Heda with absolute power and poise because if Lexa ever did anything 100%, it was be a lesbian, and stand on business, but not in that order. So internally I think she would have been having even more of a gay mental breakdown than she already was, while trying so very hard to seem entirely unaffected.

I don't know if she would've been quite as successful in scenario B all things considered

#lexa kom trikru #commander lexa #clarke griffin #clexa #T & A for days indeed

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It is so cool that Linda Carter, who famously featured in "Sky High", is on tumblr

Yes, that is what I am famous for. :)

#lynda carter #she’s serving so much cunt here and I love it

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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid

#chappell roan

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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

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I was eating a hotdog the other day and when I took a bite, ketchup squirted in my eye…

Now I have heinzsight 😆

Just a couple of Guys.

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Victory stands on the back of sacrifice.

#lexa kom trikru

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What is the best way to enjoy a hotdog?

Relish it! 😁

#anonymous-red-506

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How did the hotdog get the job despite having a criminal record?

It was just a misde-wiener! 😅

‘Ankle monitor AU’ AU

#anonymous-red-506 #ankle monitor AU

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It is what it is *throws up*

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#I’m in this post and I don’t like it

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Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean - Every Single 'Okey-Dokey!' Fallout (2024)

#okey dokey

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sometimes commander needs some cuddle

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Why did the hotdog hire a tutor?

Because he wanted to be on the honour roll! 😆

These hotdogs wish they had a friend like you to cheer them up when they’re having a miserable day.

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when chappell roan said “you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling” and when troye sivan said “give me a call if you ever get desperate” and when renee rapp said “so keep on pretending, pretty girl” and suddenly you’re in seventh grade again in love with a straight girl who never liked you but maybe once she did