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doing my duty of drawing skeleton falin

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I Needed to make some sort of Falin image after today so I whipped this up! I wish we had more extreme angle shots of the chimera...

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:J

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another deranged drawing from my demented mind

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Bishops of the Old Faith

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okaaayyy horses

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dadchuck is everything to me

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Marcille: "Uhhh . . . I'm so hungry . . ."

Laios: "We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?"

Senshi: "We're good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl."

Laios: "Hmm . . ."

Marcille: "Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn't food."

Laios: "I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?"

Chilchuck: "WHAT?"

Senshi: "What's the Hat Man?"

Marcille: *sighs* "It's a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it's real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up."

Senshi: "So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise."

Laois: "That's it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking."

Senshi: "There's one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn't prescription strength. I'll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you'll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you'll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn't risk taking more than needed just to eat."

Chilchuck: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don't do the fighting in this group! There's NO WAY that-"

Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.

Part 2

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hedgehog’s dilemma 

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I love pop rocks, can I have some more [x]

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[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

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Did you know I wrote and illustrated a spicy 9k short story with the characters Father Basil and Dandelion? It's called Confession Booth!

A stand alone story about how, after Father Basil has been too busy with his priestly duties to spend time with Dandelion, the demon decides to take matters into his own hands.

This is a NSFW stand alone short story with the following elements: queer dom/sub relationship, sex in risky places, humiliation kink, and of course, sex in a confession booth.

Check it out on my itchio!

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chilchuck voice my wife

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cant stop thinking about this scene

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感情の洗脳

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Miquella the Unalloyed 🌻