I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
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my scapegoat is eating your straw man
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Ornate harp in the shape of Godzilla. Bratislava, Slovakia, 1367,
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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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the thinkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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