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When I tell you, as someone who was a shit older sister and has been mending that relationship, Aelwyn's "She's a baby" kills me, sincerely, thoroughly, completely. every. single. time.

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can’t believe it’s canon that aelwyn cries to ‘senior cats who are still waiting on their forever home’ tiktoks and then immediately comments to ask if any are available for adoption

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I find it interesting that Oisin's snarky, kick her while she's down comment to Adaine was to say that she's not a very good diviner when Aelwyn, even at her most villainous, was so sure that Adaine was the greatest diviner alive that she was comfortable staking the entire evil plan on Adaine stealing that book. Aelwyn was a total bitch to Adaine but she never underestimated her.

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party roles

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Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!

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british kristen, about to perform a literal miracle:

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Dimension 20 spoilers without context

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We should call it blimeygate.

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Guys, I was really drunk last night and the episode felt like a fucking fever dream and I assumed it was the alcohol

I just rewatched it and totally had forgotten that Zac DM’d K2’s death

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These ancient dragons better watch out if they wrong Riz Gukgak's loved ones, because he will come for your ass in cold blood.

Oh, you killed and ate my dad? I'm gonna stab you in the head and eat your corpse with my mom.

Oh, your grandson led my friend on and was a dick to her? I'm gonna shoot you with a cannon and watch you plummet to the earth while I take a smoke break.

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“Kristen remember when we died?”

Oh my god why did it just now register to me that that’s like. Their first moment of really bonding with each other. They both died and realized how fucked up their perspective afterlives were, came back traumatized, and that’s like. Forever their first bonding moment as friends. Wild.

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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get zac in the dm seat IMMEDIATELY

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K2 is my hero

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