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#helping you get ready for when you’re an adult. #the other day my dad forgot who I was and just doesn’t recognize me. #I went to work the same day and was 😃😁 the whole day like if I hadn’t just experienced that traumatic ass experience 12 hours before #the way I can compartmentalize is IMPRESSIVE.

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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

#it's great until you accidentally do it for 2 years

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Legendary Pokémon Stamps 

#i'm currently playing all of the pokemon series in order #most i've played but i've been wanting to do this for yearsssss #currently on silver so this is appropriate

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Pussy so good you know she’s got a tumblr

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tshirt that says "IF U ASK ME ABOUT MY CAREER I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF U"

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sorry for taking so long to text back. i have nothing interesting to say because i don’t do anything ever

#me in my year long depressive shut in era trying to have a convo with my friends living normal lives

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Fire Type Pokemon in a Fall Field

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pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last

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i’m so strong and brave for being a woman in her twenties

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Hello kitty tarot cards