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in a way that should be illegal. in a way that is concerning to the welfare of humanity. in a way that could part oceans and move mountains.

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Shhh don't disturb the kid brother (aka Horseman)

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so if we go off of felix dying on oliver’s birthday, would oliver eventually kill himself on felix’s birthday? just so they’re in this forever loop with the same two dates on their gravestones? forever cementing their eternal inseparability after death or something idk.

#saltburn

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Date idea: I come over to your house and talk about saltburn and why it’s not a “shocking omg funny haha I’m a vampire” movie and its actually jaw droppingly beautiful and tragic

#saltburn

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I think Paul Dano is one of the sluttiest men out there. Like damn man screaming, crying,whimpering, begging, whining in almost all your films? Slut. And I love him for that

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If I was a dusty raggedy old miner panning for gold in the beautiful valley of California and Elijah Monday Sunday stepped his foot on my land I’d go to his church and donate every nugget of gold I could find not giving AF abt whatever family or horse I got to feed his sermons would be like an only fans to me I’d post up 8 a.m. on the dot like whatever you want my king here is all 5 cents of my life savings have a beautiful day can I please have your underwear

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do u guys remember danonation? like that group of ppl obsessed with paul dano making thousands of edits and fanfics and memes abt him and his characters? yeah imma need u guys to bring all that back bc it was my peak and had the best people so I'm calling for danonation to reunite

#paul dano #danonation

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My ex has a new girlfriend and I'm kinda angry about it and I feel horrible for being angry bc we broke up over a year ago but for some reason it's still upsetting and it hurts

#achilles talks

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she paul on my franklin til I dano

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

#Any Paul Dano Character

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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it's not enough to just watch the monkees i need the monkees to explode my brain and body

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GUYS I'M ONLY 4 MINUTES INTO DUMB MONEY AND I'M PISSING MY PANTS 😭 WHY IS PAUL DANO RUNNING TO WAP?! 😭😭😭WHY IS HIS NAME ROARING KITTY?! GUYS I CAN'T WITH THIS I LOVE PAUL SO MUCH I'M SHITTING ICE CUBES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭