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‘i need you to tell me that you love me’ what kinda gayass fucking show is this bro

#best friends they’re called #history will never know the true depths of them #the psychotic mutually abusive failwives

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wilson, honey, of course you think this is an interesting question. you want to fuck marry this man so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc

#Wilson being present for that dinner was so crazy 😭😭😭 #like babes #the closet is nonexistent #Julie took the closet in the divorce

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Differential Diagnosis Time

#he’s so cunty

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One of my favorite aspects of watching House MD is when literally anything is happening and Wilson is just there in the background making this fucking face

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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

#IM SOBBING

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average house md ep be like: house says a slur. house whimpers at cuddy. house bites a patient. house commits a new form of malpractice. house breaks the geneva convention. house says foreman is black. wilson bats his big brown eyes. someone cheats on their wife. house and wilson make a thin veiled gay sex metaphor. house says a sl

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Hugh Laurie: Yeah, I would actually love to have House as my doctor. I actually love him as a character so much, and I think he's actually a very sweet, caring person under his rude exterior. I'd love to sit down and have a chat with him.

Robert Sean Leonard: Wilson's a fucking freak and he scares me

#Wilson IS a freak and he scares me SO MUCH #I fuckin love him

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"House, are you feeling okay? You've hardly touched Wilson's food."

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any one of them could have beat him to death in this moment and it would have been justified

#I was hoping he’d get hit by a bus after this #watching chase and foreman hold him down while Cameron beat the ever loving fuck outta him would’ve been the perfect end to the episode

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thinking about how chase is all the worst parts of house and all the worst parts of cameron and all the worst parts of foreman. about how he is cameron's guilt, cameron's blame, her white-knuckled grip on the past, her need to believe things are her fault, but none of her care, none of her sympathy, none of her bone deep kindness. about how he is house's disdain, house's offhandedness and indifference, house's resent, but none of his drive, none of his anger, none of his kicking and screaming stubbornness. about how he is foreman's rationality, foreman's skepticism, foreman's need to prove house wrong, but none of foreman's objectivity, none of his calm, none of his knowing when to egg house on and when to put his foot down. about how chase isn't a good doctor, but he's a yes-man and he's a devil's advocate and his moral compass swings wildly in every direction and he's a shit disturber and he's a snitch and he's an asshole and he's a doormat. he has no good qualities, he just has whatever bad ones house can exploit at whatever given moment.

#I love chase more than anything #he’s the worst and i love him

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"was that necessary ? youre part of the richest crew on the seas.

-you too, and you still have a ton of debts :p

-your gf is at the head of the most wealthy island of grandline you could-

- no :p

#THEY ARE MY FOREVER #THE ULTIMATE MLM WLW HOSTILITY FRIENDSHIP #THEY ARE BESTIES AHHHHH

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domiciles

#I love this amoeba #this half tamed creature

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they are not going to talk about this when they wake up (bigger version)

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#I appreciate this shadow

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#my ankle never set right #it juts out at a weird angle and doesn’t have full rotation anymore #but it doesn’t hurt so bad anymore and keeps me upright and steady #what a wonder to hurt #what a wonder to heal

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WHERE are the hilson PERVERTS at. not the hilson truthers but the nasty perverts who are posting about who’s fisting who and also drawing them doing it. I see your fanfiction but where Are You on tumblr or even twitter don’t make me do this alone…

#this post is objectively the funniest fuckin thing I’ve ever read #the answer is that house is - #and I mean this with great sincerity and full belief #- laying flat on his back doing NO work #that 1975 lyric that’s like ‘i never fucked in a car I was lyin/I do it laying down on my back not tryin’ #now THAT is house #so sick of y’all makin him active he is the brattiest laziest princess I’ve ever seen /hj #Wilson is pickin up the slack tho he loves to provide #Wilson is a glutton for pathetic performancers and house might as well take his show to Vegas #to simplify: house does nothing and wilson enjoys the responsibility of being solely in charge of their enjoyment #(most of this is /hj) #(or is it) #rhetorical perversion is one of the funnier phrases I’ve read in my life