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We are pissing in the club tonight!!!!

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People really just go online and lie

“I have six girlfriends” No you don’t. You made that up.

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currently watching

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#:-) #fallout new vegas

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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Maria has inherited the cuntiest ashtray in human history

#art #it’s fucking ART

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lotta dumb fucking idiots on this site think “not paying money to see a movie you’re not interested in” is the same as a boycott

“you’re a hypocrite for BOYCOTTING this indie movie and not boycotting Loki” I don’t “boycott” things like that because I don’t watch Marvel slop in the first place for godsake

it isn’t a political statement to have a smidgen of TASTE and DISCERNMENT

#this is about #late night with the devil #which I didn’t even pirate! #I watched it legally #I wish I hadn’t lol

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at long last I watched Late Night with the Devil and I am disappointed but unsurprised to report that it is simply not very good

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#SURINAM TOAD BIRTH DHGAJSHDHDHD #good lord op #alleged food #reminds me of the desolate Land Before Time wilderness

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This is the toxic old woman yuri that I crave

#you are a fucking genius

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thank you for enduring these microaggressions with me

Just popped an edible and have never heard of this movie before but my wife and I are watching this

It has a 9% on rotten tomatoes so I have higher expectations

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

#oh every damn day

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

#tagged for me #thank u lauren #it’s not super noticeable in the moment #so I’m really glad someone has a screenshot #fallout tv