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Ducknerva save me

Save me ducknerva

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On this day I present

Every single time Duck Newton is horrible at lying !

Episode 7

Duck: Yeah, it’s a nickname. Listen, y’all got a van handy, why don’t you hop in and get on trucking. Don’t forget to— don’t worry ‘bout your clothes. We’ll drive them up seperate.

Swimmer: Why can’t we take our clothes?

Duck: [freezing up] You need to— you need— uh. Here, I’ll get them. Y’all start loading in the van and I’ll bring your clothes out to ya’s. Just another one of the many services we offer from the Forestry Service.

Episode 10

Pigeon: Well, I know how to do it, I just wanna know why.

Duck: Perfect. Perfect. Why? It's for firefighter training? Yeah, it's for firefighter training. It's been a little while since I last told someone that, so I had some time to forget it. But it's for firefighting training, cuz we can't get enough water pressure to fight the fires, forest fires.

Pigeon: Out in Monongahela?

Duck: Yeeeeeeep.

Pigeon: Duck, that's on the opposite side of town. I can find other places that I can get you some more water pressure instead of pumping it out of the water park almost a mile away.

Duck: Yeah, but the water park is definitely gonna be closed. If you can tell me somewhere where you can guarantee that they're not gonna need that amount of water that's using that amount, I'd love to hear about it. Cus, off the top of my head, I can't improvise anything.

Pigeon: There's a reservoir right next to Monongahela.

Duck: The reservoir is a source of water but it's not gonna give other— fuck, listen Pigeon, here's the thing. I... love... to… practice fishing. But... the running water... frightens me, it's called hydrophobia. And I would love to practice my cast in a real water environment where I can get in a large body where I can guarantee that running water won't be a factor. And I would just love to practice my cast in a guaranteed still body. But here's the other thing, sometimes if you do it in a lake, that's what you're thinking, a fish will bite it and normally that's ideal, but I'm just trying to practice casting. It's like, when you don't want to catch, that's when they're biting, y’know what I mean? So I need a still body of water that I can guarantee won't move to practice my fishing casting.

Episode 13

Duck: I should’ve put some time into it, honestly, but I uh… I was real busy with family over the holidays, so I didn’t make much—

Mama: You literally just said you didn’t have any family in town over the holidays.

Duck: God dammit. Dammit!

Mama: I mean, it’s fine if you couldn’t dig anything up, but you don’t gotta lie to old Mama, you know?

Duck: Dammit! Dammit, Duck!

Mama: You don’t have to beat yourself up about it, Duck, I mean po—

Duck: Fuck!

Episode 14

EMT: Do you know what happened to him?

Duck: Oh boy…um…do you want the truth or a more convincing lie? Um, nah so, okay, right… so the Pizza Hut sign started to fall, ‘cause of the weather, and he ran up there on… a fire escape… and tried to push it? …With a bat? Damn it. Nah, he just pushed it, and it fell, but then he fell ‘cause he got shocked. I bet… mmm…I didn’t see. I was in-Ah, shit! Alright, hey fol-hey guys, rewind. I-hey guys, rewind a second. Ah fuck! I was inside, I didn’t see. Anything! I don’t know… this man. I do know this man. His name-Fuck!  Alright, I Ned, hi, here's-hmmm. Alright, so this man’s name is Ned, and he’s a friend of mine, and I don’t know what the hell happened to him, but you know this guy. He’s always getting into something. I don’t know, I was in the building, I almost got killed by a Pizza Hut sign. I might be in shock!

Episode 18

Duck: Honestly… uh if I gotta tell you the truth, Juno, I’m— I was trying to get into character. I’ve been—

Juno: You’re going undercover with these teens?

Duck: —I’m going undercover. I got a undercover teenage identity. It’s— it’s Frick Richums and when I assume the identity of Frick Richums, I’m trying to get undercover, with the Hornets [hisses] so I can find their illegal grow thing. [grunts]

Juno: You are a truly miserable liar, Duck Newton.

Duck: Goddamnit! I put on such a good— damnit!

Juno: Hey, when you’re finished with the… with those, those nails. Would you mind taking them back to the station? I need to sort of keep going around the perimeter see if I can find something to, you know, maybe help with your investigation to take down those— those drug kingpins, the Hornets.

Duck: Yeah, Juno, about that. I— I was kidding about that, of course. I was just having some fun. But I did… I did hear some of them talking on...... Facebook about you and how they were gonna target you. Like they need to get you out of the way. And it kinda freaked me out a little bit. Can you think of any reason anybody would wanna get you… outta the way? Or— or be targeting you? Like… for this?

Episode 21

(Deputy Dewey is asking for alibis)

Duck: Me— Me— Me too.

Deputy Dewey: You too what? You were

Duck: Yup.

Deputy Dewey: Alright…

Duck: Me too. I was— Yup, I— Yup, me too, for both. Yup, me too. Mmm…

Aubrey: Duck, are you okay? You look like you need to use the bathroom.

Duck: Nope. Yeah, I do. Yup. Uh, Burritos, alright… Bye.

Episode 22 Featuring Ned and Aubrey also being bad at lying

Morgue Technician: Can I help y'all with something?

Duck: Well, we would like to see the bodies of--

Aubrey: My brother!

Duck: My dad.

Ned: My son.

Duck: His brother. Her-- His-- His son, her brother, my dad.

Aubrey: Not related. There's two of 'em.

Ned: But you have to figure out which two.

Duck: We need to see a body for a dare. I'm sorry about all the lies from before but we need to see a body for a dare.

Aubrey: I was dared to look at the body of my brother.

Ned: And my son.

Aubrey: I was dared to look at the body of his son. Who is also my brother. Because he is my father.

Episode 32

Duck: Um… yup. It‘s… Harpo. Uh, all… [imitating crackling noise] Y‘all hearing this? [imitating crackling] The… radio break up. Radio break up. Mrrr.

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DUCKIE !!!!!

what do you think juno and minerva's relationship is like ?

OGH Dude i love Juno and Minerva so bad. For all yall who don't know while I love ducknerva with all my heart and SOUL. Duck x Juno x Minerva is ALSO A FAVE!!!! Specifically, when it comes to Juno and Minerva, Juno looks hella up to Minnie. Minerva is a strong girl boss who is powerful and every step she takes will shake the Earth, metaphorically, and so Juno can't help but look up to her. When Duck and Juno started dating again (in the amazon) she was around Minerva a lot and soon realized what it was like to be with this person, a literal warrior, and while she knew nothing about Earth, what she did know was beautiful and strong. Her knowledge of the world, the universe, it knew no bounds and watching Minerva in the world she knew so well, Juno found it charming. Juno helps Minerva out a lot when it's to much for Duck to try and teach her something. When it comes to Minerva views on Juno, she finds her hella relaxing. Juno and Duck both put her in this space of ease, knowing she doesn't have to be prepared for battle. But with Juno, it's a bit different than it is with Duck. With Duck she feels warm, stronger, relaxed with the fact that her partner in everything is right by her side. But with Juno, while she's relaxed she feels like there's no fight she needs to worry about at all. She feels grounded and like she has been on Earth her whole life. If that make any sense LMAO

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Hello my sweet sweet Amnesty fans, please give me stuff to talk about/draw possibly??? Send asks do whatever!! I want to do stuff!!! I miss this account

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justin does it again

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plsss draw minerva

YAY MINNIE HI MINNIE!!!

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Duck Newton

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Duck Newton doodle in my brother's sketchbook ahaha. I love Duck forever and ever amen

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im,, so gay,, for minerva,, part 2

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What movies would Duck (and rest of the pine guard if you want) show Billy?

Guys Guys come on The answer is simple It's Paul Blart Mall Cop. Duck Newton is literally just Justin McElroy. They are two sides of the same coin. They both love Paul Blart Mall Cop. Does Billy like it? Well, it's up to interpretation. No one really knows Billy's true opinion on this film, but Duck likes to say that Billy totally loved it.

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Hello my sweet sweet Amnesty fans, please give me stuff to talk about/draw possibly??? Send asks do whatever!! I want to do stuff!!! I miss this account

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You know what to do

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soft duck/minerva!!

I don’t entirely feel comfy with them in a romantic sense but I do like them as best friends so

And I also just like the idea that Minerva can pick Duck up just whenever

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Guys i promise i still know how to draw him from memory look see look at my skrunkily

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What has become of me, my duck newton thoughts are slipping from me. Ive just been so tired and also hyperfixating on other things but all i want to do is think about duck newton but now im thinking of a different silly hunk

Anyways duck newton has been dragged to watch anime with aubrey before, because you cant tell me she doesn't watch, and he usually doesn't really care for it but I think he would enjoy things like one punch man and mob psycho 100, things where someone has crazy abilities but like. Is just some dude.

Anyways bye.

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