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lots of artists can fill their work with aching homosexual tension, but no one else can make the impending sodomy look quite as classy and exquisitely dressed as Leyendecker can. God bless you, sir.

#I'm done with Tumblr; I have decided #this post shall be my legacy #next time sodomy is impending while you are dressed to the nines #think of me

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certified gangster

#alcohol

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he hide in own tentacles :w

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#AGGRESSIVELY CUTE OCTOPUS #octopus

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my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory

as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy was like [pause][dejected sigh] “yes”

#pretty much all of my The Secret History personal fanons tbh #yes I'm trash come at me

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When Julian was 14 to 15 and his friend Joy hadn’t yet been shipped off to a higher-octane boarding school overseas, he used to take the train up to New York and bust her out of prep school so they could go (in his terms) “Caulfielding.” This means, in this case: 1) bumming cigarettes from hippies; 2) pretending to be runaways to try and convince said hippies they were cool; and 3) sneaking into adult bookstores in the Village and poring over dirty magazines until the leatherman who owned the place noticed them and chased them out.

#my children #well one of my children and another child who is his friend #she can be my child too I like her #I write stories about terrible people #I made art once and it was awful

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#get wrecked banksy 2k15 #I will use my art history degree to be a shit about Banksy if I want to

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exclusive banksy talks dismaland (x)

#get wrecked banksy 2k15

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dismaland - bansky, 2015

#get wrecked banksy 2k15

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You've heard of Dismaland, now get ready for

Upsetcot

#howling

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#oh my god

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One of these people is regarded as one of the most attractive in the world and the other as one of the least, but for one brief, shining moment, they looked exactly alike.

#MAYBE NOW PEOPLE WILL STOP LAUGHING AT ME FOR THINKING STEVIE B WAS HOT AS FUCK IN PARTING GLANCES #MAYBE

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#SCREAMING

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#in no way is this not me

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

#this is a great day for society

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#imagine your otp

A pair of Burrowing Owls (Athene cunicularia) check out the wildlife cam outside their burrow in central California.

(via: California State Parks)

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#this is kind of what I'M like when I'm drunk as fuck honestly #alcohol for ts #science bitch

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#ENGRAVE THIS ON MY TOMBSTONE #I DON'T CARE HOW JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN #gif