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URGENT: today in Russia, a terrible bill passed in the Russian parliament’s lower house that censors all things considered “gay”. It’s our local partners’ worst nightmare and we need your help. 

This vote comes off the back of two brutal anti-gay murders in Russia, and the trial of a major LGBT rights organisation today.

Tell world leaders to STOP the crackdown, add your name: www.allout.org/russia-attacks

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Hugh-gi-oh

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if you’re ever feeling down just remember misha collins once kidnapped a tree, put solar lights on it, and a plaque that read “Subite vene in Orem” which translates to “And Now We Cum in the Mouth” and put it up in the middle of the street in LA

for those shits who don’t believe me:

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i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

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why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

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I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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came across the best mug ever the other day

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PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

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I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

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The score for the H&M pack was five, by the way. (source)

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I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

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