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tshirt that reads "I Went on the Lost Franklin Expedition and All I Got Was Frostbite and Hypothermia and Scurvy and Lead Poisoning and Zinc Deficiency and Also This Shirt"

#kyle o'reilly

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#oh 😳😳😳 #wrestling

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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

#[redacted]

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#exactly #literally

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

#sorry to say but leish if you made your blog in 2012 you still have a decade+ old blog #i can brag bc this blog is only since 2016 #so i still have a couple years before i have to leave

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sometimes I wish I had ed sheeran’s phone number just so I could call him up and say SIMILES ARE GENERALLY ONLY WORTHWHILE IF THEY ADD SOMETHING TO AN IDEA. RECOGNISING THAT 2 THINGS CAN HAVE A COMMONALITY IN A VERY VAGUE WAY DOES NOT MEAN IT’S USEFUL TO REFERENCE IT. SEE: FACES CRUMBLING LIKE PASTRIES. IS SHE A BAKER? DOES SHE ENJOY A GOOD CROISSANT? IS THIS REFERENCED ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE PIECE? IF YOU ANSWER ‘NO’ TO ONE OR ALL OF THE ABOVE, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200 OR A BRIT AWARD.

#good advice #writing

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I'm panickingggg aaaaaaaa

reference from this post

#holy fucking shit #this is gorgeous #this is genuinely beautiful and for some reason i teared up #thank u op #wrestling

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#dustin

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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

#i know that's right

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nick checking on matt after losing a match.

#<3 #wrestling

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get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

#love being cited as a philosopher when i was on my worst behavior

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

#veronica mars au

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I dont care about ethics but rpf seems like it requires a lot of research.

Yeah but that's secretly the fun part.

#i would give anything for a new hyperfixation where i spend 3 months consuming every piece of content on the planet

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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

#me and the girls on the pod

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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#christian/cope