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@jonmartinweek day 7: eldritch powers

oh look it’s another comic. wowza. i did like half of it on a plane while watching random sitcoms

part of the process of making this was menacingly holding a pencil over my head and thinking really really hard about how long my arms are. luckily i was alone

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@jonmartinweek day 1: season 1 shenanigans because the magnus archives is an office romcom and nothing bad ever happens

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dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

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He's been here the whole time!

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running into a trans girl while you're out and about makes the entire miserable errand worth it, whatever it was. like glancing upward at just the right time to see a shooting star. I spot a trans flag and it sincerely ceases to matter that the bus is crowded and it rained unexpectedly and my shoes are soaked through and my headphones are dead. I am happy to be on that specific bus on that specific day, because you're there too.

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is he acting out of character or did you get too attached to a headcanon

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happy birthday to my dear friend @venomnipx and our charmac AU we have together !!!!!

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If anyone is interested I have a therian playlist that I made for myself during a huge shift I had. Feel free to check it out! Link To The Playlist

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The action dickface

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Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

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that episode with poker night

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one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you