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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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People who hate musicals are the weakest links in society. You’re telling me you can go watch a Transformers movie, or a Marvel movie, or any of the Harry Potter movies, but singing and dancing is where you draw the line??? You people are boring BOOOOOOO🍅🍅🍅🍅

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I LITERALLY QUOTE THIS IN MY HEAD WHEN I GET FIC IDEAS

Me getting a new fic idea:

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do i even need to say it?

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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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Is your name supposed to be pronounced like “ho-zey” or “Jo-zee”?

i didn’t know how to respond to this so jess said “i got this record me”

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In some UK productions of Cats Jerrie and Teazer have that cockney accent of theirs that audibly sets them apart from the others. In US productions of course, it wouldn't make any sense for them to have british accents, so usually the performers just do these annoying voices to replace that element. Personally I don't think silly voices alone are a sufficient substitution for a whole-ass accent, so with that in mind I believe that US Jerrie and Teazer should do obnoxious New Jersey accents during their song. In this essay I will--

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it'd be interesting to see a version of that Beloathed Fanfic Terminology poll that skips all the general clumsy-writing foibles and focuses on shibboleths specific to fic culture (esp LJ/AO3 "house style"). blown pupils. toeing off shoes. italicized "oh." huffing a laugh. "fisted" as a synonym for "grabbed," often in contexts where The Author Should Damn Well Know That Raises Awkward Disambiguation Issues. entire clusters of statistically-improbable dialogue tags that i can't think up examples of offhand, but would absolutely clock if i saw them in the wild. scent X, scent Y, and something uniquely him. fill in your own; i'm sure there are tons more.

some of them i find kinda charming, and most of the ones above don't really bother me except that they sometimes ring a bit cliché, and/or are so jarringly fanfic-specific that they can interfere with a narrative voice that's less so. but my stupid-ass hill to die on is that "blown pupils" drives me NUTS. I Have Never Fucking Noticed Someone's Eyes Doing That, let alone doing that from being turned on. let alone so dramatically as to be understood shorthand for "turned on," rather than "concussed" or "on the way back from the ophthalmologist's office" or "on So Many Drugs" or "having a fucking stroke." and if i - with an existing pet peeve about this phrase in fanfic - have never taken time out of a makeout session to note the relative pupil dilation of the person i'm sucking face with, i guaran-fuckin'-tee you that Emotional Constipation McManlyMan from your slash fics would not fucking say that even in internal narration, and definitely would not have that exact wording on hand as a stock turn of phrase. come the fuck on.

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I’ve finally cooked it up.

My fancast for a Wes Anderson adoption to A Series of Unfortunate Events

(Quick note, I’m excluded the Baudelaire orphans, Quagmire triplets, and Carmelita Spats because I know fuck all about child actors. All the child actors I liked are all adults now.)

Willem Dafoe as Count Olaf

Ralph Fiennes as The Narrator/Lemony Snicket

Bill Murray as Mr Poe

Saoirse Ronan as Kit Snicket

Frances McDormand as Chief Justice Strauss

Mathieu Amalric as Uncle Monty

Tilda Swinton as Aunt Josephine

Jeffrey Wright as Sir

Dev Patel as Charles

Anjelica Huston as Dr. Georgina Orwell

Bryan Cranston as Vice Principal Nero

Scarlett Johannson as Esme Squalor

Ed Norton as Jerome Squalor

Benicio Del Toro as Hector

Jason Schwartzman as Jaques Snicket

Wes Anderson as The Last Chance General Store Owner

(You are not allowed to question this one)

Bob Balaban as Hal

Jeff Goldblum as Captain Widdershins

Adrien Brody as Dewey Denouement

Brian Cox as Ishmael

Owen Wilson as the henchperson of indeterminate Gender

Luke Wilson as the henchman with a hook for a hand

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Some of my favorite magic side effects:

-Nosebleeds. Never gets old.

-Coughing up blood. The good ol’ “cough into your hand and pull it back to see blood” also never gets old.

-Headaches. You keep fighting as your head pounds, desperately telling you to take a break. At first they fade within minutes when you stop using magic, but overtime, they become chronic.

-Fatigue. After a big battle, you stand triumphant, and then just fall asleep on the spot.

-In a similar vein, overuse causing you to straight up faint rather than just fall asleep. Darkness begins to overtake your vision in the middle of battle, unconsciousness abruptly looming over you.

-Any of the side effects happening to another person. Maybe two close characters are connected, and whatever side effects character A would normally endure are transferred to character B. When A uses a blast of magic B screams loudly because holy shit that hurt.

-Magic gradually deteriorating your mind. Using it too much eventually caused hallucinations and an inability to retain memories, or even larger scale memory loss. 

Feel free to add more, I’m looking for some to steal

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its ok man its basically totally normal for two regular friends to jerk eachother off everbody does it dude its all good its not even gay its normal

#the beatles #thanks val

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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#every mpreg author who calls men who got pregnant mothers #i have seen the reverse as well where a female alpha got called a father and i hated that too #but just #carrying a pregnancy is not what makes someone a mother #and it just really makes me wonder #how do you treat mothers who didn't carry their children? #how do you treat and think of and refer to trans men with kids? #what about trans women? #i really like my pregnancy fics so i see it so much #and every time it kills something inside me just a little #not enough to stop me from reading #but i wish people would stop

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for the OG pixie hollow fans

#is there a gail Carson Levine fairies fandom on this website? #please? #Rani my beloved! #i will never forgive the movies for excluding you! #and she's losing her wings :'(

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.