wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
"I'm gonna have one more shtick and that's it for the night. Okay? One more. [to an audience member] You've got a weed shirt on - your shirt is all weed. And the trousers. And the tie. And it says "I'm high as fuck" on your phone. That's cool. Have you got a different drug? Do you have like a cocaine one? Just like "I've done cocaine" on your phone. [to another audience member] You've written songs on your tits. We've done that on our dicks. [points to Ross] He's got 'Tonight I Wish I Was Your Boy'. I've got 'I like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it'. Hann's got 'Paris' [measures a small space with his fingers]. If you've got a short song title... Oh yeah 'Me', Hann's got 'Me'. Do - listen. I am a 35 year old man, right? And I get accused of not taking life too seriously. Now you've got a sign that says 'do the little dance'. I'm 35. I'm not doing a little dance. I'm not literally being told to do a dance. This is a serious topic."
— Matty Healy before singing Love It If We Made It in Hamburg (March 5, 2024)
god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gasoline in the car that took denise welch to the hospital to give birth to him