I should have just lied on my resume oh my God
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The most basic root question I used from the very start was "are men expected to do this too?"
It's a simple yes or no, and you can apply it to anything. Use the answers as one part of making informed decisions, and to give you confidence when you might think it "isn't ok" to do something like go to work without makeup.
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saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??
saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.
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MAKE MORE WEIRD ART NOW
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 馃stupid little breads in the case
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always think about how lana didnt need to say niceys, like the word nicely was there but she did what she had to do .
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