dreikit-23

[dreikit-23]

#I WAS THE LATTER #now an emo trans femboy enby <3

[dreikit-23]

[dreikit-23]

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

[dreikit-23]

"why so me?" -the you're

[dreikit-23]

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

[dreikit-23]

I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

[dreikit-23]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

#UKRAINE MENTIONED #!! 🇺🇦🇺🇦 #/pos (I'm Ukrainian/Czech)

[dreikit-23]

[dreikit-23]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[dreikit-23]

[dreikit-23]

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

[dreikit-23]

If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?

*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin

#oh easy #even just by beanie alone

[dreikit-23]

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#plate

[dreikit-23]

[dreikit-23]

My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

[dreikit-23]

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

[dreikit-23]

(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#dusting #easy