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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I really like Unohana’s costume (for BBS) so I wanted to draw Hime in it!
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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
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Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
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On my dad's side of my parents' bed
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In my parents' closet
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Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
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Near the kitchen door
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Near my fucking bed
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At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
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In our bathroom
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And down the hallway
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This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
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for the last time,
a JINX is a benign dark magic, used to inconvenience or discomfort the victim
a HEX is used to wish bad lack or ill intentions on the victim
a CURSE is designed to cause direct harm to the victim
i will NOT be saying this again
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Can a witchy boy come with me to the forest to collect stones and plants and look for all the little creatures
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Friendly reminder to have fun while playing d&d or any tabletop and if you're uncomfortable with something you should let your dm know cause this is a game you should have fun bruh
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me: *spends $3″
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This might sound bad, but like, I don’t even know if I want to have kids anymore because I know they’re never going to be as cute as Baby Yoda. I’m being 100% serious right now.
I mean
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When the strawberry pimp brings sin into the hotel
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I… don’t know what or if this meme has a name, but it’s strangely fitting of the HH main cast.
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same
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Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
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my lonely ass when my video game spouse says something loving or romantic to me:
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*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 
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when i lose this baby fat on my face then u will realize
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Here’s my hot take of the evening: The Joker has had most of his better depictions in kid’s media because it forces the writers to be creative in how they use him and not just use chaotic edgy ultra violence as a crutch.
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the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story
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A message to you:
You’re pushing me away and I don’t know what to do. I care about you, I always have and I always will. Do you, do you care about me? You say you do, but then you ignore me. “I’m that way with everyone” you say, but there you are laughing, having a thirty minute conversation with another. When I try to talk to you, you barely respond; you brush me off. You’re someone I thought I’d know forever, but there you go slipping away from me. Although I’m fully capable, I don’t understand and I don’t think I ever will - because you’ll never tell me. Inseparable one minute, barely talking the next; oh, how the times change. I’d do anything to help you, and I’ve proven that. Once things got better for you, do you leave behind the ones who have helped you in the process? Is that what this is? You should surely be able to clear this up, but you won’t.
I’ve hurt my self to help you. I’ve made sacrifices to be there for you. Is that not enough? Is wanting what’s best for someone 24/7 not enough? I never asked for anything in return but honesty. This is didn’t even get.
So it’s been almost a month since you last texted me first to talk. And I realized that I shouldn’t have to question if you still want to be my friend or not. So our friendship is in your hands. Take care of it or don’t; I don’t care anymore. I love you and I’ll miss you and our close friendship but I’ve learned where I hold myself as a person. And I will never beg for someone’s attention, I will never force a friendship, and I will never keep myself in a toxic one-sided relationship. I’ve made the effort, now it’s your turn. I’ve shown you that I care, prove to me you do too. Nurture our friendship back to good health, if I really mean that much to you like you say.
I care too much about people. People take advantage of this. I get used; my feelings abused. Hopefully you won’t do the same.
There’s a chance you’ll see this but a very strong one you won’t (I assume you don’t pay attention to me as much as I do to you). If you do see this, you’ll know this is about you. I want you to see this, in fact I’ll be happy if you do.
Do what you want; it’s your life. But don’t you ever say I was the one who drifted away from you or that I was never there for you. I was, however you wernt. I still want to be friends, but a friendship can’t work if it’s only one way. At the end of the day, if you wanted to be my friend, you’d be acting like it.
- Your “Friend”
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