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haha yeah

i sit on the floor in my throne room and i stare up at stained glass until the shape of a woman running away from me blurs and cracks and shatters and i leave. and i try to do something stupid but instead i visit delirium. and i tell her that i think i was made wrong. and she doesn’t say anything at all and i wonder why i’m always so mean to her

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

#:)

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lucienne recently earned an operant conditioning certification and so far she’s trained me to open my mouth for exams and to put my hip up against the mesh of my enclosure for vaccinations

#the sandman #dream of the endless

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i have a sim of you should i get him pregnant (immaculate conception) in order to stay lore accurate

yes

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When people pspspsps at you in cat form, do you still come?

no because i like when they grovel and beg and allow me power over them due solely to my cuteness. it’s a rush

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having the corinthian lay down on a chaise lounge and sitting across from him in an armchair with a notebook and pen. naming various surgeries and asking him to rate their eroticism on a scale of one to ten. scribbling unrelated doodles the entire time. stopping short when he answers “three” for “colonoscopy.” setting my pen down heavily. he gets nervous and asks if that was the wrong answer. no, i say. no, you’re finally perfect.

#the sandman #dream of the endless

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lying facedown and motionless in an open field gone to fallow some three years ago and listening to the whistling work-song of the burying beetle and the thousand ceremonies of the meadow vole. i would be content to stay here but a crow is trying to steal my hair

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my helm isn’t a fucking bong mervyn

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me and my high priestess/librarian saw you across the bar and we think your vibes are incredible

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reminiscing with death about our childhood and wondering for just a second why anyone would keep making children who turn out like this. who are tormented like this. and putting that thought in the dungeon where it belongs

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the wilderness speaks to everyone, child. you’re not special

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sending an elite team of dreaming teenagers to investigate a sinkhole whose yawning depths have swallowed three-quarters of the neurosis nexus located at the heart of the maladaptive mountain range. the kids are more than qualified. they are the best minecraft players on earth and i believe in them

#the sandman #dream of the endless

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Thoughts on John Constantine?

i had no idea he transitioned

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attended my beloved nephew jedediah walker’s science fair today. he has been dreaming in equations and concepts for weeks now, and while his creation is not quite so grandiose as he imagined, he did win first prize for his tower of popsicle sticks held together by the force of tension. i provided the first twenty popsicle sticks but i got brainfreeze really bad and caused a mass extinction throughout the dreaming’s tropical algal bands. so matthew helped with the rest

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communion (18+)

#the sandman #dream of the endless #morphienne

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there’s a merchant in the dreaming who peddles other species’ dreams, which is illegal because there’s no small chance that seeing even another human’s dream will kill you, but there isn’t really anything i can do about it because he got grandfathered in with a clause about independent businesses from back when i first made the dreaming a physical place. so i mean. don’t buy alien dreams. stay safe. DARE or whatever the fuck

#the sandman #dream of the endless

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mixed results so far

new dreaming ordinance no one is allowed to be mean to me. besides lucienne